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Monday morning cornerback

An individual who retrospectively attributes their failures and disappointments to external factors rather than acknowledging their own contributions.
Ignore that guy. He's just a Monday morning cornerback. Never accepts blame for his own screwups.
by A legit doctor. Not a joke. December 31, 2024
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Dragging the Rounded Corner

The act of preforming a task which seems simple but is otherwise impossible given the circumstances.
"I told him to not shovel during a snowstorm, but he's out there dragging the rounded corner."
by 2fit February 7, 2026
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McGrath's Corner

A principle of horror centred around the belief that not showing something scary is more effective than showing the horror, due to the theatre of the mind being much more effective than anything visual. Usually utilised in 'Quiet' Horror.
"The scariest horror stories utilise McGrath's Corner when creating scenes of tension."
by anerdgummycluster March 6, 2026
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Bald Head Press Conference

When a high-ranking official with a notably bald head has to publicly deny knowledge of a scandal they definitely knew about. The shinier the head under the press conference lights, the bigger the lie. Often characterized by excessive sweating, dramatic hand gestures, and promises to "investigate" things they've been CC'd on for years.
The Mayor called a bald head press conference to explain how he 'just learned' about the corruption in his own administration. His head was so shiny you could see the reporters' reflections.
by Caia Tech July 1, 2025
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banana up your ass and around the corner

An insult.
Very painful if applied on real life scenario's.
I'm gonna stick a banana up your ass and around the corner, you asshole!
by NiborB524 September 23, 2016
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Take your badguy around the corner

Refers to masturbating. Phrase coined by B Fudd on the Bubba the Love Sponge Show a Tampa FL based radio show.
When your feeling gummed up, take your badguy around the corner.
Last night while watching porn I took my badguy around the corner.
by Sand Digger May 3, 2019
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