Conflusterated

A conjunction of confused and frustrated.

I don't understand this at all! I'm so conflusterated!

by Geochem Astronerd May 30, 2015

Conflict Diamond

Something you have to buy your significant other after a really big fight.

"OMG look at your necklace! That's amazing!!" "yeah... remember that Ashley Madison hack? Conflict Diamond..."

by CmAC October 5, 2015

Conflabulate

Growing fat with the one you love.

"Let's grow old and conflabulate together". The ultimate romantic statement.

by Oh Carolina December 11, 2015

Confetti Bukkake

When someone sends you a card, invitation, or other piece of snail mail with a shit ton of "adorable" confetti that bursts all over you, the floor, and fucking everywhere.

Did you get Amy's invitation to the birthday party?

Yup.
Fill of confetti?
Yup.
Get everywhere?
Yup.
Fucking confetti bukkake.

by Hex68 December 18, 2015

Confismexy

Confismexy is used to describe someone who is confident, sexy and smart at the same time.

"I feel so confismexy today!"
"She looks so confismexy! "

confidentsexysmartsmexy

by wordspirit January 17, 2016

confetti necklace

When you let your baby gravy rip all over her chest, sprinkle a package of skittles on her and some of them stick to her. Bonus points are awarded if he/she is able to eat some of them.

Hold still baby... I want to make sure I get this confetti necklace looking juuuuust riiiiight!

by antilimit May 17, 2016

Conflatulance

Both burping and passing gas at the same time.

Can be applied to politicians who are quoting their own BS. Or to both parties spouting the same lies.

How can both a Democrat and a Republican spout the same conflatulance?

That conflatulant talk show host is quoting himself as the source for his facts.

Don't get too close, his conflatulance is pretty severe today.

by forpoppy May 14, 2016