after thunder comes the rain 

When someone farts standing up in the urinal then they start to pee.

wow after thunder comes the rain

after thunder comes the rain by keys876 October 23, 2017

Doofus Comedy 

Comedy in which humor is derived more from the stupidity of characters than from an origiinal storyline or situation.

I prefer the original character of Ace Ventura over any characters played by Adam Sandler or David Spade in their doofus comedy films.

Doofus Comedy by Robopoet February 27, 2010

comeback days 

The few days or week after a break up where you make sure you look your best in front of your ex to let them know what they're missing.

comeback ex moving on

Hannah: Stacy why have you been looking so good these past few days?!

Stacy: ohh you know it's the comeback days !

comeback days by TReees01 April 20, 2014

Comes with the trophy 

There are very attractive young women who seem to come with any major public accomplishment, championship, big job, financial windfall, etc.

That driver won the race and a kiss from the comes with the trophy girl!

Comes with the trophy by I, Wreckerrr May 7, 2021

lazy's comet 

When a person is too lazy to brush the snow off their car. The result is a trail of snow flying off the back when they drive. Comparing to "Haley's Comet" which a trail of dust and rocks follow it.

Ben: The guy driving in front of me only brushed the snow off his windows and a small section of his windshield. He was a total lazy's comet flying down the highway.

lazy's comet by colts>saints February 21, 2010

Here comes Honey Boo Boo 

The only TV show that can make Jersey Shore look good. Basically a reality show on TLC following a rural Georgia family trying to be as white trash and dysfunctional as possible, with most of the focus being on the family's seven year old beauty pageant contestant Alana "Honey Boo Boo" Thompson.

This show represents all that is wrong with American society and why many people from other parts of the world think of us all as a bunch of idiot, redneck hicks.

Here Comes Honey Boo Boo has got to be one of the worst ideas in the history of TV. When that poor girl hits her teens she's gonna realize how stupid her past TV life was and either kill herself or commit to a life of hard drugs and/or prostitution.

Here comes Honey Boo Boo by GaaraoftheDamned January 6, 2013

Stairway Comeback

After being the target of an insult or diss, the recipient is at a loss for words & has no comeback. On the way out of the building walking down the stairs they think of a great comeback they SHOULD have used.

Insulter: “You think you’re hot shit but you’re nothing but a smartass.”
Recipient: “err… I’m gonna leave now”
**on the way down the stairs**
Recipient thinks “Damn! I should have said that being a smartass is better than being a dumbass....
Grrr another opportunity lost with a stairway comeback"

Stairway Comeback by T. Walsh / Ronan XVII January 23, 2008