chinese massage

(n.) a name for sex. Chinese massages are codeword for sex and prostitution

Cody went to Stacy's house for a good ole' chinese massage.

by urbandict999 June 9, 2019

Chinese Fingertrap

The act of two men pulling back their foreskins while touching tips. Once both heads come together both partners shall release the hold of their foreskins, therefor both foreskins shall come together forming an unbreakable seal.

I was late to work because i was stuck in a chinese fingertrap

by Bdog2525 November 28, 2019

Chinese Waterfall

When you tape you peehole shut and jerk off so the cum builds pressure in your dick and it all explodes out like a waterfall.

I shot my Chinese Waterfall 20 feet last night.

by Thikyboi December 18, 2019

Chinese

A phrase used to describe a moment or situation that has gone/went absolutely haywire.

“You know that trip to Alaska went absolutely Chinese!”

by RAFFAIRY193 April 14, 2022

old chinese flu

Term used in punk rock culture referring to ones old JUNK habit, typically in loosing fashion.

(a) Damn, after a long weekend of late nights I am once again recovering from the "Old Chinese Flu" (b) Shit man, no matter how hard I try I just cant shake that "Old Chinese Flu".

by automated cloudmaker May 23, 2017

The Chinese roach

The sex act were you stick a cockroach (or any bug of your or the recipients choice) in a orifice, it oringinated in China. It’s normaly done without lube, it’s normally considered unorthodox.

Joe: “How was the Chinese roach?
Brolly: Ahh man it hurt, I felt it in my liver, we used a centipede.
Joe: Oh damn, I used a grasshopper.”

by Imaverybadperson April 10, 2019

Ohio Chokeslam

When one wraps his Monster Meat around their partner's throat and then does a gainer onto the bed and slams their head into the footboard of the bed.

If you don't shut up, I will do the Ohio chokeslam on you.

by Phatcockandnutsmaybe May 21, 2020