champoozle

Champoozle is a distant planet with tons of grass, rocks, and Nomawaians (the people who live on Champoozle). The people of Champoozle worship one god, Nomowa (also a religious chant). They do most of their praying and worshipping at the Sacred Tree.

Guy 1-"Hey, wanna go to the football game today."
Guy 2-"I can't I'm visiting my parents in Champoozle."
Guy 1-"Ok, see you later."

by littleappletreefallfromthee! December 27, 2011

Chammionchip

The Charles Barkley way of saying championship

Barkley: I think the spurs are gonna win the chammionchip
Shaq: Barkley you sound like an idiot

by Uncle Diarrhea September 2, 2012

Champagne Cock

Similar to a champagne birthday, its the N'th guy a female has sex with where N is the day of the month you were born on.

Sully was my champagne cock, I'm born on the 11th and he was the 11th guy I've let inside me.

by sexdeviant November 27, 2012

Chambois

A French sounding version of the last name Chambers. Pronounced "Chambwah."

Someone described as a Chambois is generally over 50 years old, loves Justin Bieber, wears Affliction shirts and skinny jeans, rides Harley Davidson motorcycles, and loves shrimp.

"Look at that dbag over there in the tight shirt and skinny jeans."

"Yeah, what a Chambois."

by Dag Mango April 22, 2013

champagne shirley

an old lady stripper. could be your grandmother when she tells you she's going to bingo.

man, check out that champagne shirley over there. she's way too old to be doing that (stripping, or anything else younger girls look better doing) i'd still fuck her though...

by whitemomlovzrap April 24, 2014

chambong

A glass device used for the rapid consumption of champagne.

I did seven chambongs an hour ago, and now I can't feel my face.

by Booee November 1, 2015

Chameleon Boyfriend

A buddy that gets a girlfriend and conforms to everything she wants and goes everywhere she goes.

Dude what's up with him getting a new girl and turning into a chameleon boyfriend. I remember when he used to ask waitresses if he could lick their asses....dudes whipped man!!!

by Batshouse March 9, 2017