Commonwealth of Australia

A neoliberal oligarchy based in Canberra that somehow has jurisdiction over an entire continent. Has never held any international significance and its politically uninvolved population could not care less.

guy 1: so on Wikipedia the country's official name is the Commonwealth of Australia
guy 2: what the fuck is a commonwealth?

by leg_end November 14, 2021

commansenana

v. the act of talking out of your ass; bullshitting; making no sense; braging; talking about shit no one cares about; the act of stupidity
n. shit-talker; asshole
adj. stupid; blah-blah-blah

She's always talking all this commansenana, she's so stupid

by RAW May 13, 2005

Comment Stalker

One Who reades others myspace comments to gain information.

1:Is jimmy dating Sue?

2:Yeah,

1:How do you know?

2:I read their comments.

1:You comment stalker. queer.

by Kaalen69 March 25, 2009

Command-Tabbin'

The act of swiftly switching applications on a mac to something non porn related.

See Also: Alt-Tabbin' for windows

My mum almost caught me jerking off good thing i was Command-Tabbin'

by AdrockXi August 17, 2009

commanché

'commanché' can be a greeting, a question, an affirmative, or a 'thank you'.

- Commanché, James. How are you?

- Let's go to the movies. Commanché?

- Of course, I'd like to do to the movies. Commanché.

by Larry Rathers January 4, 2010

commentose

Comatose from comments. When you are sifting through peoples' online postings or comments and you get so bored, you are almost comatose.

"I'm just sifting through my facebook page and Jerry's posting responses have me commentose."

by kneelund April 6, 2010

commando poop

the act of using a bathroom in a restaurant, fast food place, store ect. with no intention of purchasing from the establishment.

I was driving back from lunch and had to commando poop the Hardees on bypass 17!!

by Dirty Dlite February 18, 2011