Christa

Noun: Christas are intelligent, thoughtful, compassionate, open-minded and kind. Christas are comfortable being a dork because they're sexy as well. Christas have a natural talent for creating great food and doing all they can to please the ones they love.
Has a tendency to get a little obsessive but it's pretty much harmless. Christas love to fall in love and need to be careful not to hurt feelings unintentionally.

Her name may be Kate but she's obviously a Christa.

by tricky215 February 3, 2010

Chris TDL

A literal bullshit magnate. TDL may be an acronym for "The Dream Life", because this idiotic klutz is clearly living in a dream made up by himself. He proclaims to be an AI researcher, among other things, working 24/7 to conquer the world with his phantasmagoric plans to implant TDL microchips in human beings, but in fact, he spends his sad life making dreadfully weird GIFs on Tenor and Giphy.

Steven: Did you see these new cringe Chris TDL GIFs?

Ted: Yeah. My god he's a strange little being. What goes through his head when he posts these online?

Steven: Maybe he got the Chris TDL microchip implant, which is why he acts like a delusional weirdo.

by DelusionalTDL May 23, 2021

All I Want For Christmas

a song that sounds like a swarm of bees stabbing a screaming cat that's being strangled to death by another screaming cat. it's so fuking overplayed that you'll hear it before thanksgiving.

Person 1: (turns on radio)
Radio: *starts playing all i want for christmas*
Radio: iiiiiii don't want a lot for chris-
Person 2: turn it off or perish.
Person 1: but-
Person 2: ITS THE MIDDLE OF FRICKING NOVEMBER TURN IT OFF OR ISTG

by whittlehorsey November 3, 2020

christfag

Someone who is gay for god.

'Look at ilikemonkeys spewing his bible bullshit again, whatta christfag."

by CIandestine December 16, 2009

Chris Christie

A crooked, wealthy wop that somehow got elected into a governor's position for the state of New Jersey. Has been a part of numerous scandals and has no concept of livable wages and considering his size, probably consumes more than the weight of an oil tanker in calories each day. He can be found lounging on beaches that he has closed to the public, primarily because he's a hypocritical shit biscuit who likes to laugh about how much better he is than everyone else. Has managed to somehow piss off just about everyone in the tri-state area at the same time with his numerous construction projects to improve roads that were fine until he started smashing up the pavement. Probably in bed with the mafia or some other criminal organization, hence his "no one can touch me" attitude. The world would be a better place if he choked to death on one of those aforementioned donuts he seems to enjoy so much.

"Hey, man; did you hear about Chris Christie closing the public beaches this weekend?"
"Yeah, the memes about him were fantastic."

"You could feed Africa's entire population for a month with the food Chris Christie consumes in a day."

by Shekelwafers July 14, 2017

Chris Rock

Will Smith smacked the shit out of him.

Who is Chris Rock?
Never heard of him until Will Smith smacked the shit out of him
Huh.

by Gummybearman06 March 28, 2022

Christina Marie

Christina Marie Aka BeautyChickee on youtube is an amazing wonderful human being, she has a boyfriend Corbyn Besson from the band Why Don't We. Right now shes going on tour #NoFilterTour go get your tickets at fullscreenlive.com shes amazing and Go follow her on Instagram, Twitter, Snapchat, and YouNow at Beautychickee

Friend : Did you see that Christina Marie is going on tour?
Me: YESSSS Im seeing her on her No Filter Tour!!!

by jashleyship June 25, 2018