Breakfast Turnover

The Breakfast Turnover is a sexual act peformed by a male on a female partner. Depending upon the female's sleep position (on back or on stomach) determines the appropraite starting orifice. If on her stomach, the male gently awakens the female by first peforming analingus upon her then followed by quickly flipping her over to expose the vagina and then performs cunnilingus. If on her back, the action is simply reversed. If the female is a side sleeper, the starting orifice is at the male's discretion and usually is determined by whether the booty or the vagina is facing him.

Randy was so horny when we woke up in the morning that he decided to treat himself to a Breakfast Turnover and started munching down on Sandy's leather cheerio then quickly flipped her over to enjoy her tasty taco.

by Eaton Holgoode February 18, 2014

break time

Slang term for the act of smoking cannabis, originating in Swinton, Manchester. Believed to be started by Mr. Roberts.

Stu: Hey Max, My watch says its break time.

Max: I think it might be break time too Stuart. How about you Thomas?

Tom: Why's everybody acting like its break. Its not even break.

by Luca Toni Varchetta Delle Cave June 24, 2009

full irish breakfast

Syonymous with fry-up. A meal extremely high in fat, generally eaten as a special indulgence. Invented by overworked Irish farmers, who needed to clog their arteries so that they could die early and get some rest.

Consists of sausages, rashers, eggs, haggis-like pudding, mushrooms, toast, and sometimes beans. Rowers on the way to a regatta or head in the early morning often buy rolls filled with the full Irish to stave off hunger pangs which result from waking up at 5am.

The English stole it and added fried bread. this disgusting mutant is termed the full English breakfast, and should not be confused with the real thing.

Should also not be confused with an Irish breakfast, which is oysters and Guinness.

While you're in Ireland, why not try a full Irish breakfast?

by Darth Ridley November 4, 2006

Swine Break

You get a week off from school due to swine flu.

"Just like Spring Break!"

"How's your Swine Break going?"

by eeky May 4, 2009

Dutch Breakfast

Something which falls just short of excellent, while remaining perfectly adequate. From the fact that the Dutch breakfast of ham, boiled eggs and bread is almost, but not quite, bacon, eggs and a fried slice.

"The 12:45 to London St. Pancras has been cancelled due to engineering works in Latvia. An alternative bus service is being offered. Midland Mainline would like to apologise for this utter Dutch Breakfast"

by Ultrahadeen March 3, 2008

dog's breakfast

An unappealing mixture of many things... a hodgepodge... a disorganzined mess... but probably still usable (or consumable in the case of food.) From the idea that a dog will eat anything and feeding it a mixture of whatever is on hand. (Unappealing because only the dog finds its breakfast appealing... if you see or smell the dog food in the morning, as you're feeding the dog, it may well turn your stomach.)

Those contractors didn't do very good work and the made a real dog's breakfast of that job

by PlaceHolder June 16, 2004

a break

a pussy way of saying you want to break up but get back together in a month. “so i can figure myself out” if he says that don’t take him back. you hear me DONT. he don’t deserve your cute ass give him his space and he’ll miss you so much and show him you don’t miss him at all hun. anyways have a good day and eat chicken.

BOY: i need time to get my life back together.

GIRL: so you’re breaking up with me?

BOY: no we are on a break (so he thinks you’re his and won’t get with other people)

GIRL: oh okay

by #relationshipssuck February 14, 2019