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I have a boyfriend

Girls who renege on interracial romance at the last minute because her friends have threatened to ostracize her from the herd.
Bai Lin: I have a boyfriend.

Maurice: Who is your Cunt Nazi?
by major_delmac February 28, 2005
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chinese boyfriend

some guy that you pick up but can't get rid of, who after 2 weeks of dating, is ready to get married and pop out 4 kids. be expected to do everything around the house AND work to bring in extra income towards another house.

see also cheapskate, slumlord, domestic abuse, housewife, mortgage, and (non)(sexual gratification
"I see them girls wit their chinese boyfriends. Un-uh. That shit ain't for me. I need substance to a
man. Height-wise, width-wise, and dick-wise."
by malice January 14, 2005
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weekend boyfriend

the kind of guy you date for one weekend when you're drunk 3/4 of the time. when you finally sober up, you dump him, realizing his vocabulary consists of "hey" "what's up" "nothin" "awesome" and "lets hook up"
"what happened to that guy you hooked up with at the party?"
"he was such a weekend boyfriend, i broke up with him as soon as i woke up sober on monday"
by Nos_addict January 24, 2009
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Secret Gay Boyfriend

The flip-side of a fag-hag.

The "Secret Gay Boyfriend" is that gay man who surrounds himself (and is utterly and undeniably attracted to) women who are witty, intelligent, stylish, urbane, and hysterically funny.
Example: Instead of "Alyssa is John's Fag Hag" (such a crap term), we say "John is Alyssa's Secret Gay Boyfriend."
by john in boston August 1, 2005
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Boyfriend

Free food and personal ATM.
Just cook for it and let it touch the butt and watch as it gives you everything you've ever wanted.
Girl 1: Dang I could really go for some cheese fries
Girl 2: That's why you need a boyfriend!
by PaperElephant December 18, 2014
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Boyfriend

One you are emotionally attached to. Someone you can only think about. Someone who makes you feel beautiful. Someone who comforts you when you're sad or going through a lot someone who you can be yourself with. Someone who gives you butterflys everytime you see him. Someone who cares for you. The level below your fiance
My boyfriend is the best he makes me smile everyday I wouldnt trade him for the world
by amanda1998 July 2, 2015
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Boyfriend

I’ll tell my boyfriend to hook you up with his best friend
by Meeed February 12, 2018
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