Blowjob

When you knock a blow (hit) someone in the face at work usually because you want a pay raise

"Did you hear about Joe? He gave the boss a blowjob and got fired!"

by MittensUB May 8, 2022

Bootie and the Blowjob

An alternative country rock, blues, and grunge band containing members Darius Fucker, Mark Bryan, Dean Felber, and Jim Sonefel.
Their music is some of the most seductive music you'll ever hear in alternative radio stations.

Bootie and the Blowjob: Only Wanna Be With You.

by GregNelson29 September 29, 2023

bloodsucking blowjob

When a male intentionally gets mosquito bites on his cock, then gets a girl to suck on it.

Ice: I heard that the high school football team got bloodsucking blowjobs.
Sky: Give me a moment...
(grabs a barf bag, then vomits)

by Blues and Dumbness May 7, 2019

British Blowjob

A blow job in which you fart on the dick of your significant other during anal causing a gust of wind to blow past their balls.

That British blowjob was unexpected, but I’m not saying it was bad….

by Cuppykate March 4, 2025

Panini Blowjob

The act of eating a succulent panini while receiving the most lavish blowjob.

Andrew: Yo dawg, what did you do last night?
Esteban: I was back at my place receiving a Panini Blowjob.

by ISwearIamtheRealJesusHChrist April 18, 2024

Blocky blowjob

The act of receiving head, or a blowjob, while playing some insane tetris games.

“Babe it’s time for my daily blocky blowjob!”

by maozengdong April 26, 2024

seasoned blowjob

When a woman is crying while giving a blow job her tears season the penis making is a sesoned blow job

Yea dude I gave her a bottle of champagne and she legit started giving me a seasoned blowjob.

by Bawgg January 14, 2020