The big muddy river

When you pee in his/her butt and then pull out really fast, causing a mudslide in the process.

I told him to leggo my eggo, but he didn't, so I gave him The Big Muddy River.

by Gaychel July 1, 2015

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River Dance

The dance someone does when they unexpectedly fall into a cold river.

"Did you see that turtle in the river?"

"No."

"Hang on and i'll try to get him to move..."

(Slides, and SPLASH...Arms flaling, legs kicking in a most disturbing manner, look on face priceless)

"Ooooo! Aaaah! Coooold!...Hey, where's the turtle?"

"Um, I don't think he liked your 'River Dance'!"

by Adybug April 1, 2010

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Rivers

Rivers is a energetic girl. Who makes you laugh so hard you wanna die. She is a great friend to have by your side and always has your back. You can definitely trust and rely on her.

Rivers is a great example of a great friend to have by your side

by User player March 6, 2020

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River Belt

The type of belt that Jon R would make up stories about when asked.

No no no, you guys have it all wrong. The name originated during a choir practice (probably somewhere in SDC or maybe ELC…definitely not in Texas or Arizona) when a PA, after a couple too many celebration beers, slurred the words “Ranger Belt” and ever since, it’s been called a River Belt. You can Google it.

by Owen Crash November 16, 2021

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River

An amazing girl with a loud mouth. She always speaks her mind and is very opinionated. She love the outdoors and anything to do with it. She can be overwhelming at times but she’s a great friend to hold on to. She can always make you laugh and always brings a smile to your face. She’s a friend you’d want to try and keep for life.

You: Hey, River.
River: OMG, I’m so excited to see you do you want to hang out tonight or maybe go see a movie or we could go to the beach, nooo we should go SHOPPING!

by Klingywhitehoe November 30, 2018

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Joan Rivers route

Turning into what you made fun of yesterday.

The bubbly girl went the Joan Rivers route and started to practice the double standards she always preached against before, and she got harder and harder to respect as she got older (not that anybody respected her much before).

by The Original Agahnim June 23, 2021

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