Bean is cold 

When a female is wearing a dress or skirt and her vagina and other private parts are cold.

girl 1: I can't believe you are wearing that skirt, it's going to get below freezing tonight.
girl 2: Tell me about it, my bean is cold!

Bean is cold by lovesdinosaurs28 November 10, 2012

Bean Throne 

A penis. The bean being the vagina, and the throne being the male genitalia.

"Lemme pop a squat on yo bean throne"

The happy trail led straight to his bean throne.

Bean Throne by pijjypooge April 4, 2013

Bean Boppin' Bitch

A bean boppin' bitch is a Latino woman who is employed as a personal chef in someone's home (typically preparing meals involving beans); however, on the side, she enjoys engaging in sexual activities with her employers or other people in the house.

"Dude, my bean boppin' bitch gave me a blow job under the table right after she served my family the meal... it was great head along with great food."

Bean Boppin' Bitch by bandzamakeherdance69 May 31, 2014

Bean bath

When a group of three or more Mexican men simultaneously jizz on you.

I've always dreamt of having a bean bath.

Bean bath by Obladi Oblada December 9, 2014

Bean ratio 

When you're trying to readjust a beanbag chair and you get it perfect.

"Yo Ryan stop messing up my bean ratio."

Bean ratio by Isakisafag February 19, 2015

Bean Burrito 

When two men engage in anal intercourse and some or all of the feces of the receiving man ends up in the foreskin of the other man.

My gay friend got a bean burrito while he ass-fucked his partner. He spent the whole day washing out his foreskin.

Bean Burrito by Lucky777dice July 3, 2015

Bean bagged 

The female act of rubbing the clitoris on the face of another in jest. This act is generally void of intimacy.

"Bro I was so wasted and this girl straight bean bagged me"
"Buddy was passed out and this chick whipped out her goya and bean bagged him"

Bean bagged by Bumsheek September 20, 2015