alpha-doofus

The 13 year old kid who gets the mad props for the six long, scraggly hairs growing on his chin while half of his peers are still waiting for their second pubic hair

Yo, check out Billy's chin, dude. He's the alpha-doofus for sure, with all that flava

by sven monk September 1, 2003

Phi Mu Alpha

A once highly respected music fraternity that redefined professional standards. Now Phi Mu Alpha is a group of degenerates who go around disrespecting women. By using the word "splay" and making consistently vulgar references to vaginas, Phi Mu Alpha has again redefined itself as another classless, moral deprived fraternity.

"Hey it's splay week for Phi Mu Alpha , lets go to conference and fuck some dumb bitches!"

by Briansinfonian1 February 16, 2009

Alpha Male

"The leader of the pack, the one who feeds first, and an individual who is capable of flexing on anybody at anytime."

Quite often the alpha male of the group is an individual whom goes by Adam.

Additionally, individuals who partake in the "Kipen-Body-X" workouts generally prevail as the alpha male of the group.

Man grunts in the gym are a form of Alpha Male activity

by The Alpha Male of GR April 18, 2010

Alpha Kappa Alpha

The "first" black sorority founded in 1908 on the campus of Howard University. The sorority is charicterized by wanna-bees and females with low self esteem before they pledge and later take on an alternate fake identity where they "appear" to be pretty and full of self-esteem and are not. There Mascot is the mirror. No community service done, only having sleep overs with Kappas.

The girl was wack and a loser and ugly before she pledged AKA, and now she thinks she's all that. Alpha Kappa Alpha.

by skee-yo May 30, 2006

alchy

A shortened steet term used to describe any alcoholic beverage.

Did anyone manage to get some alchy for Saturday night?

by Shawn Hunt January 23, 2003

alpha male

the dominant person in a relationship

guy 1: "are you going to the skatepark tonight?"
guy 2: "nah, my girl says no. she's the alpha male."

by pappy mcgee August 22, 2005

alpha female

A normal woman with a big ole 3-D booty(wide and round), small waist, no tummy, with nice legs, thighs, and hips. A female version of the world strongest men w/o the man like muscles. Nick names are horse, stallion, pony. She doesn't need to arc her back, she can just stand up and Bam Boom, it's there. She has a body a man would want to wrestle for fun.

Ole girl got a serious booty. She's walking around looking like a pony. U know she strong enough to start a village. That girl is an alpha female alpha.

by Ray play March 4, 2007