A person who has the ability to piss off anyone at any time, and anywhere. Typically, these people are unpleasant to be around due to the sheer amount of ignorance they emit, or lack of caring while being an asshole. They never fail to make someone's day more unpleasant than what it would, or not, have been. Atop of this, they also seem to be capable of this in more than one way and rather effortlessly, hence the name "Jack of All Asses.".
Person 1: "Man, I can't believe how triggered people were at the funeral. All I said was "I'm pretty sure this guy owes me 5 bucks."
Person 2: "Wow, you really are a Jack of All Asses aren't you?"
Person 2: "Wow, you really are a Jack of All Asses aren't you?"
by Guregori February 24, 2020
Get the Jack of All Assesmug. When you say this you got a blame henry like you have to and when you life goes wrong blame it on henry
by Big Andy on yt July 14, 2022
Get the All because of HENRYmug. When a chick is willing and ready for dick in pussy, then ass, then mouth, or dick in ass, then pussy, then mouth.
1) Man 1: That chick wants some p to v to a to m
Man 2: SHE'S ALL O'S TO GOES!!
2) Man 1: Man that girls a slut!
Man 2: SHE'S ALL O'S TO GOES!!
Man 2: SHE'S ALL O'S TO GOES!!
2) Man 1: Man that girls a slut!
Man 2: SHE'S ALL O'S TO GOES!!
by ALLO'STOGOES!! November 17, 2010
Get the All O's to Goesmug. A phrase used by Senator Steven Armstrong in the video game Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance. This phrase is used when referring to a large event or project, generally one of great importance, or one which is generally top of the line or extravagant in nature.
Dad: This project is the Mother Of All Omelettes Jake, this is gonna be a beautiful shed!
Jake: That's the thing Senator Armstrong said!
Jake: That's the thing Senator Armstrong said!
by anonymous May 17, 2022
Get the Mother Of All Omelettesmug. The situation has drastically changed. Any guarantees, implications, or assumptions regarding its outcome no longer apply.
by Dances With Peons September 30, 2010
Get the All bets are offmug. by pdt1119 January 20, 2008
Get the All Jayed outmug. Said about a car that lacks exterior finish like a good paintjob, fresh chrome, decals, spoilers but is equipped with a powerful engine, prepped transmission, heavy duty suspension and so on, making it
fast without anyone really knowing it. A fast piece of "junk", in other terms.
fast without anyone really knowing it. A fast piece of "junk", in other terms.
Ricer: Man, what a old piece of shit you've got there! My Civic looks way better and has a turbo and makes a cool
"pshhh" sound when i shift gears! Get a
paintjob and some 22" rims man!
Car owner: It's called a Chevy Nova and it's all go, no show. It's got a vortech-supercharged fuel-injected 454, a five-speed and a 4-link rear suspension. Wanna race?
"pshhh" sound when i shift gears! Get a
paintjob and some 22" rims man!
Car owner: It's called a Chevy Nova and it's all go, no show. It's got a vortech-supercharged fuel-injected 454, a five-speed and a 4-link rear suspension. Wanna race?
by Jo_Onas October 6, 2008
Get the All go, no showmug.