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Riley

He's a totally hot guy who is so freaking smart but is not geeky. Riley is witty and has a quick wicked sense of humor tinged with mild harmless sarcasm.

Quiet during the day but party animal on weekends, in a good way. He can have fun! Likes all kinds of sports, usually has mesmerizing bedroom eyes.

Riley is that hot guy in homeroom who doesn't know he's hot, which is why he's so dang hot.

If you are lucky enough to be friends with a "Riley", then consider yourself set for life. Riley is a loyal friend who will stick by you through thick and thin even if you are annoying the heck out of him or making him mad.

He is a peacemaker, calm, a "go to" guy but he can party it up with the best of them. He is accepting and non-judgmental, and kind-hearted to everybody. Riley is just awesome in every single way. Chicks dig him, guys are good friends with him, everybody loves Riley.
"Who's that guy in homeroom that's real smart, funny, and hot even though he doesn't think he's hot?"

"Girl, that is a Riley. You gotta stand in line like the rest of us chicks until it's your turn - he in deeemand. I best hook up wid dat awesome hottie fo sho."
"OMG that's a Riley!"
by ThatGirlLisa June 10, 2021
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Riley

Has the biggest dick imaginable and will rock your core in bed, might impregnate you as well but will feel so swell and sweet. If you ever meet a guy named Riley, try your best to sleep with him and make him your husband.
(Girl 1): “Hey look it’s that really hot sexy man Riley!”

(Girl 2): “I really want to give him a BJ!”
by Cesilia November 21, 2021
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Riley D

She can be a bitch but she’s the best person ever and she’s funny and weird and she’s amazing at softball and she’s one of the prettiest girls ever
Omg is that Riley D? She’s so pretty
by m*a*i*s*y October 5, 2020
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Riley

Usually very fun to be around, blonde or brown hair and extremely good looking. Fun to mess with and hard to forget. They also are very goofy but about there business and very trustworthy, kind hearted, smart, and looks out for her friends. Usually a good friend to have an doesn't let people get in the way if doing her. Also they typically can't dance but still try. To sum it up, they are amazing people!
by That kind gal March 22, 2018
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Riley

A Big Russian man with a great sense of humor and high testosterone.
OH MY GOD GUYS LOOK AT THAT DUDE HES SO RILEY
by IamXietyTheBIgCockHaver September 15, 2023
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riley

a very short guy
riley is short
by T_T Kill_meNow June 11, 2022
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Riley

The best of the friend group and the best looking though he makes excuses not to hang out he still is kind and thoughtful he sometimes has braces and he can be a little weird at times and will ship at least one person with a girl named Natalie.He is also favorable towards Davids and Nancys.
Wow I wish David liked me how he did him.

Dude you can’t compare to a Riley!
by LukaXMari November 29, 2019
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