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covid

Insult for sorting aquiring without reguard to the organism. Often from good people who Don't and won't over-populate The planet.
Don't covid his stuff Covid He's nice.
Nah He's desperate Not nice.
by astoria April 2, 2021
mugGet the covidmug.

COVID TAX

WHEN ALL THE PRICE GONE UP ON FOOD, CLOTHES, DELIVERY AND SERVICES INCLUDING ADULT SERVICES SINCE COVID LOCKDOWN HAPPENED.

AND ALL BUSINESSES BLAME COVID FOR WHY THE PRICES WENT UP!
Mate, I went to get some services done but I got hit with a covid tax!
by Nancy Neehow! October 27, 2021
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COVID

Media induced placebo amplification of the common cold supported with fake diagnostic tools called pcr and antigen tests.
I got COVID it was so bad. My friends dads friends brothers grand father died of COVID. I know someone who died of COVID.
by randomtruths February 9, 2022
mugGet the COVIDmug.

Covid jumping

Travelling from place to place in order to outrun infection hot spots or government lockdowns.
Is Laura around?
No, she's Covid jumping in Europe.
by Shuaman September 27, 2020
mugGet the Covid jumpingmug.

The Covid Test

It's a nasal sex position that's like face fucking, but for your nasal cavity and using your 8 inch covid stick of course. Not as deep as "the lobotomy" tho.

Nowhere near deep enough, but it's up there.
"Ugh it was damn near tickling my brain"
"Ah so you got the covid test too?"
"Yeah, I tried blowing my nose afterwards for relief but there was too much for regular tissues and I think some of it leaked down my throat."

"Wait...what???"
by Kitcattictac420 October 4, 2021
mugGet the The Covid Testmug.

COVID CATFISH

When someone uses their COVID FACE to lure in lovers knowing damn well they ain't cute under that mask.
I have to call Nev, because I was COVID CATFISHED by that guy I met on OnlyFans.
by VERISSA SHOMO September 10, 2020
mugGet the COVID CATFISHmug.

Covid-19

Like All the other types of covids before covid-19 like covid-18 covid-1 etc is a made of virus to scare people but actually doesn't exist.
The virus was created in 2019 when the Chinese Japanese Koreans and all Asians made up the story to secure the public when they were trying to have a war with the world and people are thanking this virus is real when it ain't.
Look guys that Vietnam person is screaming about covid-19!
by 459395 February 23, 2022
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