November 30

The day where you explain to stupid people that it's still too early to celebrate Christmas. You can exchange and receive gifts but no "Merry Christmas"

"Merry Christmas" "Shut the f**k up its still November 30 bro."

by ultra_soft_ November 28, 2021

RTX 3090

something us casuals will never FUCKING OWN CAUSE EVERYONE BUYS THEM OUT AND SELLS THEM 1,000$ overPRICED

"I have a RTX 3090"

... "NO YOU DON'T"

by Defined to the full extent January 7, 2022

June 30th

June 30th is Technoblade day! Due to the loss of a famous Minecraft Youtuber. The reasoning why June 30th is Technoblade day is because, The fans of Technoblade were told that Technoblade had died due to cancer on June 30th.

"Happy Technoblade day!"
"What?"
"Did you forget that June 30th was Technoblade day?"

by zizizi July 5, 2022

anti-chavvy 3000

car protection devices designed with the sole purpose of destroying the genitalia of any godamm thieving batsards who happen to come to close to your car with a coathanger and industrial strength metal dissolver

hey bill, check out my new protection system, lets see that goddam toe-rag try and steal my radio now

by the goddam owner of the car with a bustlock March 28, 2003

super mega gawkidy gawk 3000 vacuum sealed double handed no biting super full combo

This is truly a speciality, if you get this, you are truly lucky. While sucking a pp, the person sucking will use an ancient motion done as a combination of both hands and the mouth creating a vacuum seal, this will make you cum instantly. The person can then proceed to deepthroat turning both hands slightly in antagonistic motions, this works on everyone. Important note: If you bite during the super mega gawkidy gawk 3000 vacuum sealed double handed no biting super full combo, you will ruin it, do not bite.

Yesterday she drained me, I think she hit me with the super mega gawkidy gawk 3000 vacuum sealed double handed no biting super full combo, i just could not even last 2 seconds.

by icewallow_come October 2, 2020

Houdini 300

Yet another variation on the classic Houdini, prerequisites are that you MUST be wearing a loincloth.

*Do your lady from behind

*Upon reaching the vinegar strokes, spit on her back

*When she turns around, unleash your load in her face

*As she stares at you in disbelief, strike a mighty blow and bellow 'THIS IS SPARTA!'

*Finish off by striking a homosexual limp-wristed pose, a la xerxes

"Hey Steve, I Houdini 300'd your mum last night!"

"STEVE!, are you listening?????!"

"Sorry, I was thinking of xerxes in a loincloth!"

by Dan 'The Hitman' Humperdink May 16, 2007

3005

The year you will never survive

"You'll never survive, 3005, while you'll
Be sinkin' in the ocean I'll be in my
Spaceship
Still alive." - 3005 by Scars on Broadway

by redmikay January 3, 2021