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To masturbate and cry at the same time. Usually performed by individuals who are lacking the social skills necessary to have a sexual relationship.
To masturbate and cry at the same time. Usually performed by individuals who are lacking the social skills necessary to have a sexual relationship.
The socially awkward emo kid cryfaps in the gym locker room during lunch.
Because the object of his affection is both pregnant and engaged, Little Johnny cryfaps to internet porn in his room all day.
Because the object of his affection is both pregnant and engaged, Little Johnny cryfaps to internet porn in his room all day.
by teh dub January 3, 2010
Get the cryfap mug.Someone that goes out of their way to be offended by everything that differs from their opinion. Instead of agreeing to disagree they will often harass the person(s) looking to compromise on the issue.
Things to look out for:
--They prefer to make a scene when there are groups or cameras around.
--Lord help you if they're in the presence of both
--At this point just leave.
--No need to argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.
How to spot a Crybully: (Including but not limited to)
-- white liberals who overestimate their authority
-- Liberal college students mainly (all races)
-- PTA parents (All races and genders are guilty, but its mainly White women)
-- The Black guy/gal always pulling the race card.
-- A Blacktivist (Black Activist)
--The Black Crybully typically hijacks legitimate social injustice movements/protests and quickly erodes the legitimacy of said movement/protest with arrogance and unbridled rudeness when people respectfully don't agree with them.
Personality Traits/Characteristics:
--salty
--annoying
--attention whores
--loud
--aggressive
--emotional infants
Things to look out for:
--They prefer to make a scene when there are groups or cameras around.
--Lord help you if they're in the presence of both
--At this point just leave.
--No need to argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.
How to spot a Crybully: (Including but not limited to)
-- white liberals who overestimate their authority
-- Liberal college students mainly (all races)
-- PTA parents (All races and genders are guilty, but its mainly White women)
-- The Black guy/gal always pulling the race card.
-- A Blacktivist (Black Activist)
--The Black Crybully typically hijacks legitimate social injustice movements/protests and quickly erodes the legitimacy of said movement/protest with arrogance and unbridled rudeness when people respectfully don't agree with them.
Personality Traits/Characteristics:
--salty
--annoying
--attention whores
--loud
--aggressive
--emotional infants
I was out camping and I went cut down a small damaged tree for firewood and some guy appeared ,hurling slurs my way saying that my carbon footprint was too big and that I don't care about the environment. I tried to explain the the tree was already heavily damaged but he just got louder. I even tried to end the conversation politely, but he wouldn't leave me alone until I agreed with him. What a CRYBULLY.
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Get the Crymedanch mug.Crying whilst having a wank/masturbating. When life is that bad that you have resort to comfort wanking and kleenex.
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