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WW I Shit

A bowel movement that is so large and wide that it ends all future shits. Such a shit only occurs after 12-24 hours of eating large, greasy, and out-right disgusting meals such as as Taco Bell, Jack-in-the-Box, chili dogs, or other comparable foods that you are not experienced with. It is a shit that typically lasts 20 minutes to 1 hours, very painful, and causes body-wide convolutions. This shit is believed to be your last no matter what may be consumed in the future, having you believe that you have shit out all of your future shits before you have had them.
OMG, dude. After going for breaking the 16 record from that Crave Case from White Castle, I took a WW I shit. I had my phone next to me just in case I had to call 911. It took numerous flushes as well as 3 plungers to get it down. Next time I'll let Sheeky take my place in the competition while I order fries, a milkshake, and a medium Mountain Dew. He is a stronger man than I will ever dream of.
by brettuthius September 30, 2007
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Fucking shit balls

-Another way of saying "holy crap"
- Yo, fucking shit balls, I hate homework.
by johan6789 March 28, 2009
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Shit Dick Blowjob

Whenever a companion of yours recieves anal pleasure from his partner then recieves oral pleasure with globs of shit on their dick but that lady does not mind besides its her shit to begin with.
Ben: DUDE! Guess what Sarah did to me the other day??

Alex: What?

Ben: SHE GAVE ME A SHIT DICK BLOWJOB!

Alex: ew
by Zykos and Blackwolf June 29, 2011
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fucking horse shit

This web site.
by the bearer of truth November 6, 2003
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Shit-Faced Fucked

When a individual becomes so inebriated at a social engagement that they then proceed to pass out and are in turn taken advantage of in a sexual manner by the other attendees.
Fuck, I was totally shit-faced fucked last night after those jager bombs, and now I can't shit straight.
by nltgn September 14, 2009
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shit fuck damned

when you are drunk and on one or more other drugs
did you see kyle tonight, he was drunk and high, oh ya, that kid was shit fuck damned
by jables80 December 14, 2010
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shit the duckbill platypus

to masturbate, specifically a term for male masturbation of oneself
Vin loved to shit the duckbill platypus while watching the news
by Prof. Frank VonBlumpington October 7, 2010
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