One-man-spit-roast

When your dick is so big you fuck someone in the ass and it comes out their mouth (or vice versa).

“I one-man-spit-roasted a chick this weekend. Just call me Vlad the Impaler.”

by Dio.jefe August 16, 2023

Grown man stiry fry

When you you use jizz instead of oil to cook a stiry fry dish for your girlfriend

Girlfriend: WOW! This is delicious you really nailed it babe!

Boyfriend: Thanks! It’’s my own recipe I call the grown man stiry fry!

by Lord namak March 13, 2023

ah fuck you man

the best word to say when your mad or get killed in a game

Me:*somebody kills me in among us*
Me: ah fuck you man
Mom: jack can you take out the trash, please
Me: no mom

Mom: please
Me: ah fuck you man

by precno99playz March 11, 2021

Beating a man to death with a shovel

A mistake commonly made by gardeners who can't tell a client from their garden.

Onlooker: WHY THE HELL ARE YOU BEATING A MAN TO DEATH WITH A SHOVEL?

Gardener: What man?

by WordsyBoi March 11, 2023

Man who eat orange

Referred to the men who pleasure women by giving them oral sex.

Jane: I like real man
Lize: Real man???
Jane: Man who eat orange. It's easy to pleasure a man but only real men are able to satisfy women, that's why Boys who always think about only their own pleasure are not men enough & Girls also feel superior by giving bj are not women enough. Men can hump a pole.
Lize: damn... Now I need a real man. I tired of losers.

by Keshali November 23, 2020

modern minded old man

An old person who behaves as a young person in everything.

That modern minded old man gets along well with that young crew.

by pimpoyo December 2, 2017

The fat man flys at midnight

Episode from impractical jokers where Brian Michael “Q” says to someone in the store 'the fat man flys at midnight'

You seen that episode where Q says the fat man flys at midnight?

by Chicken wing girl May 16, 2022