Backstabbing Shit Talker

Someone who talks shit about someone else to you, then goes to that person and talks shit about you.

Backstabbing shit talker creates drama about a common aquaintance to you, then creates drama with the common aquaintance about you.

by KFugg August 25, 2010

shit n surf

The beautiful combination of a wireless internet connection and a laptop allowing you to access the net from ur bathroom

dude: where u at?
timeem: im on the toilet shitting and surfing
dude : lmao

by Timeem April 22, 2005

Ice Cold Shit

Something said or done that causes the black guy standing next to you to say:

"That's some ice cold shit, <name>!"

by Dr. Shatner June 6, 2004

damn, shit, that is wack

The famous phrase from Not Another Teen Movie. Usually works best when three black people use the phrase and not white wannabees.

White Guy: "damn, shit, that is wack!"
Black Guy 1: "damn you're ugly."
Black Guy 2: "shit you're stupid."
Black Guy 3: "that was wack."

by Yosneaky March 10, 2008

shit-faced wonder

a) A really ugly person
b) A general insult
c) Something to call a defective peice of hardware

a) Naruto: Hey! Shino! Look at that shit-faced wonder over there!(Points to Sakura)
Sakura:(Punches Naruto very, very hard)
b) Ichigo: Goddamnit! Keigo, you shit-faced wonder!
c) Urahara: Dammit! My PC is such a shit-faced wonder!

by Ginkitsune August 29, 2006

shit green apples

A statement of entusiastic surprise and delight.

"If George Bush manages to keep from bankrupting this country, I'll shit green apples."

by Roger DeCoster September 26, 2005

Spread your shit

The act of spreading one's buttcheeks apart so a police officer can insert his penis into your rectal cavity.

Antwaan wasn't happy when he heard officer Johnson say "Spread your shit because I'm gonna butter your cornhole".

by Don Weber March 28, 2008