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Act like a fucking fool

Hopes the best for your season at any sport
Ayo bro , you better act like a fucking fool this varsity season nigga
by Linky215 August 10, 2019
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Murphy's Law of Food-Flavor

"The better something tastes and/or the more filling it is, the worse it is for you." (Well, duhhh...!) Similar to when you are given a spoonful of medicinal syrup and it tastes absolutely terrible, and so you figure that it MUST be good for you. (And of course, that may indeed be true sometimes, but I wonder if a lot of times it's merely somewhat of a placebo effect --- your body just hurries up and gets well so that it doesn't hafta stomach the tortures of gagging down any more of that horrid bitter/sour elixir!)
I love rich sumptuous foods like burgers and fries, but my hippie-guru doctor put me on a diet of yucky-tasting bean sprouts and tofu --- talk about a classic case of Murphy's Law of Food-Flavor!
by QuacksO September 5, 2019
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Break ya self fool

break ya self fool is a term Gs say when they tryna get da money/robbery
Break ya self fool, then the person who is bein robbed will give the person who is robbin them they money or get hurt
by IamBig$hotta September 7, 2019
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Yeeting the food

As of 2019 it’s a code term in the pro-mia community for intentionally making oneself throw up at high velocity. The point is to make sure all the food that his been recently consumed is yeeted out of ones stomach before it reaches the colon.

A play on the definition of yeet / yeeting
“No mom and dad, I’m not bulimic I’m just yeeting the food!”
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The Five Dollar Foot Long

Verb, slang

Using a Subway sandwich wrapper and a rubber band as a condom, either because you're poor or just can't wait.
"Yeah dude we banged all night, paycheck's not in yet tho so I had to give her the five dollar foot long ya know what I mean?"
"Jim what the fuck."
by mrmeme56 October 11, 2019
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Steal anyone's food

You get to steal your friends food for the whole day!
Hey look out it's steal anyone's food!
by Annielovesdogs October 16, 2019
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Ivan’s Fook & Ankels

The worlds most beautiful and expensive fook. He can choke you with his toes and you’ll love it. His ankels are perfectly tanned.
OMG Ivan’s Fook & Ankels are sexy!!! I wanna suck them-Tien
by Penis is cool November 23, 2019
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