A battle wagon is any
type of makeshift vehicle that is
epic enough to be titled as such. The more
epic a battle wagon is, the more likely it is to be spelled with all caps. In order for it to be a true battle wagon, the operator or
rider of the makeshift vehicle must yell, "BATTLE WAGON!!!" at the top of his/her lungs while it is in motion. Although most battle wagons are ill-considered for actual battle, the mere battle cry of the battle wagon is enough to cause the foes of its rider to quake in terror.