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chuck wagon 

An art form. The act of farting in one location and then dragging it down range with complete innocence. Similar to crop dusting which is done in an office setting.

To tow a fart along and act like you didnt do it.

A Phantom farter.
Damn Joe, who did the chuck wagon down the hallway?
chuck wagon by Ken Gman February 23, 2008
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Pee Wagon 

When a person (primarily female) who at one time was attractive and desirable becomes fat, nasty, and/or skanky.
"Damn, did you see Emily? She got hit by the pee wagon!"
Pee Wagon by ekoostik_lucy July 16, 2006

chippies wages 

A term used by people do describe how much overpaid joiners are on for the botched up jobs they do, they own 5 computers, 4 laptops, 2 cars, and are on about £60,000 a year for butchering wood
£500 for a processor ?, you must be on chippies wages !!!
chippies wages by Gazster September 3, 2006

battle wagon 

A battle wagon is any type of makeshift vehicle that is epic enough to be titled as such. The more epic a battle wagon is, the more likely it is to be spelled with all caps. In order for it to be a true battle wagon, the operator or rider of the makeshift vehicle must yell, "BATTLE WAGON!!!" at the top of his/her lungs while it is in motion. Although most battle wagons are ill-considered for actual battle, the mere battle cry of the battle wagon is enough to cause the foes of its rider to quake in terror.
Jenn: What are you guys doing?!
Josh: BATTLE WAGON!!!
battle wagon by KennyB23 April 29, 2010

Willy Wagwan

When you approach a breh / bro and say 'Wagwan' as soon as you do this you drop your lower level of clothing and invade his space with your penis.
John: Yo you alright Mohammed?

Mohammed: Wagwan! *Flops penis out and goes to hug John*

John: Get your Willy away from me you Willy Wagwan'er!

(This is an example of John being Willy Wagwan'ed).
Willy Wagwan by MyKo0L September 12, 2010

Lag Wagon 

When a friend is lagging it and holding up the rest of the group.
Friend 1: Whats taking "friends name here" so long?

Friend 2: Im not sure, but he needs to hurry up and get off the lag wagon.
Lag Wagon by MostdopeJoe November 7, 2011