When a unicorn cooks a meal but cuts itself in the process of putting the oil in (Unicorns are mysterious creatures don't ask how they cut themselves with oil) it combines and makes a poisonous substance that kill all walruses
by YaBoiJ March 12, 2017
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by Migrcha January 26, 2021
Get the Unicorn mug.A 'Prairie Unicorn' is the exact opposite of a swamp donkey. This term is used whenever someone is so beautifully gorgeous that you have no other words to explain how gorgeous said person is.
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Terminology: A headbutt is a strike with the head, typically striking a sensitive area of an opponent. A unicorn is a horse like animal with a long horn believed to have healing powers. If you haven’t figured it out yet, unicorn is another euphemism for that most honored part of the male anatomy, the penis. Put the two together and it is easy to create an image in the mind of a woman charging with her face first into a gentleman’s lap - the beginning of oral sex on a man.
Terminology: A headbutt is a strike with the head, typically striking a sensitive area of an opponent. A unicorn is a horse like animal with a long horn believed to have healing powers. If you haven’t figured it out yet, unicorn is another euphemism for that most honored part of the male anatomy, the penis. Put the two together and it is easy to create an image in the mind of a woman charging with her face first into a gentleman’s lap - the beginning of oral sex on a man.
FNG: Did you see that chick in the Poison Ivy costume?"
Snuggles the Fister: "Yeah, she is totally going to headbutt the unicorn tonight."
Mashers: "What's headbutt the unicorn?"
The Man: "The opposite of headbutt the buffalo."
Dobbs (singing): "Show me how to blow dudes, blow dudes..."
Snuggles the Fister: "Yeah, she is totally going to headbutt the unicorn tonight."
Mashers: "What's headbutt the unicorn?"
The Man: "The opposite of headbutt the buffalo."
Dobbs (singing): "Show me how to blow dudes, blow dudes..."
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"Yeah he can be a little unicorny sometimes."
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by EmperorSack May 13, 2009
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