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English Teacher

A dumb fucking monkey that wanted to be a teacher but she was too retarded so she settled for English . They tend to have a FUCKING MASSIVE ego and they think what they do is important, even though they have the attention span of an un-laised fucking shoe
Fuck off you daft fucking English teacher
by BiggerMike November 28, 2018
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Virginia Tech

A college of class, sportmanship, and unity. A college that has always been united, not just from the horrible shootings that took place. It is a college that can easily compete with UVA in any subject or activity handed to it. Tech has a good football team, that we can brag about. People are aloud to be cocky, but according to UVA its all we do. But when UVA preps want to get cocky about how much money their mommy and daddy have, its okay. Cause UVA is so much better than tech. The day that statement is true is the day hell freezes over.

Virginia Tech is the best school in Virginia!
UVA kid: "My mom bought me these $300 sunglasses"

Virginia Tech kid: "Who cares!? Go to tell you're little friends."
by Jim Locusen July 1, 2008
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virginia tech

School that unlike the previous fuckers definition that i had to chang! Virginia Tech is the best school in the state of VA and so I have to correct this tosser's inaccuracies!

1. The school is full of extremely smart, relatively diverse, and nice people
2. The girls at Virginia Tech are very respectable, pretty, and just really fun to hang with

3. Last but not least the students who attend this university don't smell like shit and only a small pecent are rednecks. Oh, incase you didn't know VT hates West Virginia. So nexttime you wanna fuck with VT, I'll come down to the community college and give your ass a beating you'll never forget. Then you'll come home, go to this website and create a word called the Hokie Asskicking!
Wow, UVA can suck my balls cuz all they are are stupid fuckers who pop their coller and screw their roommates.
by Kyle Bishop December 4, 2004
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High Tech Red Neck

Someone who has a rifle rack mounted across the front of hiz monitor.
bubba: dat 30-30 iz blockin da view of dat fine brood sow ya got dare.
htrn: oh, so ya like mah wallpaper, eh?
by daDebil January 16, 2004
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teacher

"Educator" Dick-holes who:
1.)Base their grades on favoritism.
2.)Give you a bad grade to give off the impression that their class is difficult, when in reality they don't know how to organize themselves.
3.)DESERVE to be getting paid so little.
4.)Abuse their powers to put out any shining lights you may have going on in your life.
Dedicated Student: "Why is my 5-page essay reported as 'missing'?"

Dick-hole Teacher: "Oops. Must've lost it. Oh well!!"
by Call Me Coconut May 6, 2008
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Substitute Teacher

The act of sitting on one's non-dominant hand for 20 minutes or until it is numb, then using that hand to beat off or give someone a hand job. Similar to The Stranger, but using the non-dominant hand (i.e. left hand if you are right-handed and vice versa).
I'm a little sick, but it's nothing that a beer and
a quick substitute teacher can't fix.
by MFLB October 4, 2010
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Tech

When something is really technical (comes up in skateboarding a lot).
by DubDniK February 27, 2008
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