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spicy platypus 

Steven's definition: A platypus that is on fire with a hint of tajin
spicy platypus by Spicy Platypus February 27, 2025

spicy unicorn

Covering a dildo in hot sauce, strap to your forehead and insert accordingly…
George asked Tom, did you give her the spicy unicorn last night?
spicy unicorn by Brooke bick February 27, 2025

Spicy Lobster 

Where the partner performs a hand-job on a penis using chilli sauce as a lubricant, especially while keeping their hands in a pincer claw shape for maximum authenticity.
"Tony, whatsup bro, you seem to be walking funny?"

"Tarin gave me a Spicy Lobster, last night, hurts like hell now, but totally worth it!"

*High Fives all around*

SPICY SHRIMP SOUP 

The absolute worst menu item for a Homo Gaypien that speaks with a lisp to order at a restaurant.
"Hi, Jethuth Chrietht Holy Thit I think the Thpiethy thrimp thoup lookth thatithfying. My favorite thubject in thchool wath thothial thudieth."

"Somebody shut that fucking retard up! Fucking Spicy Shrimp Soup? Jesus titty fucking christ, you speak like a down-syndrome-dipshit loser. PUT A FUCKING NEEDLE IN THIS DUMB FUCK'S NECK! I QUIT! Another waitress can take your order, you fucking brain-dead sack of sweaty garbage."

Spicy month

February. February is 🌶 month

During 🌶 month you should read 🌶 books and watch 🌶 shows.

Also you should be extra 🌶 with your partner
"It's spicy month, let's read Icebreaker"
Spicy month by Ĥävų June 10, 2025

Spicy blue trumpet 

Placing a blue Taki between your butt cheeks and farting
Yo, who wants to hear my spicy blue trumpet?