seven valleys

a shoebox of a town in pennsylvania, filled to the brim with goat fucking rednecks.

"let's go down to seven valleys to count the flies that land on ol' bendy the bartender"

by old possum June 13, 2008

Seven gram rocks

The only type of rocks Charlie Smokes, usually while he has sex with his pornstar wives or 50k Hokker/s
"I was smokin seven gram rocks and finishing them too, cause thats how I roll!"

"I'm high on a drug its called CHARLIE SHEEN!" translation= "I just smoked a bunch of CRACK!"

I'm Immortal Bitches, cause I got the blood of a tiger and D N A of dionysus. I'm Charlie Fucking Sheen!

I smoke seven gram rocks bitches!

by BloodofTiger March 26, 2011

Serena Van Der Woodson

An idiotic whore who is a fictional character in the terrible failed tv show gossip girl

Child: When I grow up, I want to be like Serena Van Der Woodson!
Mother: When did I go wrong!

by PaPrIfSFfg March 7, 2019

to sevens

to fuck over a huge black guy in a tackle in a rugby sevens match

toccer doesn't have the ability to sevens

by robisaponyboy March 7, 2008

Krackhead Security Guard From the Seventh Ring of Hell

Child Molesters at a new low.

They have security guards in schools now? Crazy Americans and their guns...

by Acid^Rogue September 10, 2003

seven-year bitch

Woman your husband/boyfriend dates after seven years of being together.

See seven year itch.

"I just happened to be downtown for lunch when I saw my husband with that seven-year bitch."

by AbnormalBoy September 15, 2004

Serena

Type of girl who gives the best blow job.

Yo how was it with the girl last night?
What do you think, she's a Serena!
Lucky you!!

by GaliGeiGay July 14, 2017