Ring Damage

When your wife trie to give you a handjob but her diamond ring is turned around backward on her finger and it scratches your dick.

I was no longer in the mood for a handjob after my wife inflicted some serious ring damage to my dick. But I got over it and came on her hair for revenge.

by Mr. Stockcar May 25, 2016

Ring Rat

Woman who frequently dates MMA fighters

Just give up, she’s a ring rat. She prefers MMA fighters.

by Cunning_ linguist11 February 4, 2021

thumped in the o-ring

Anal sex

In prison, I got thumped in the o-ring, and I could barely walk afterwards!

by PolishPhlyer April 3, 2009

Kicking the brown clown out of the one ringed circus

Taking a shit.

"Dude, where the fuck have you been? We've been looking for you for 15 minutes!"

"Take it easy bros., I was in the shit house kicking the brown clown out of the one ringed circus

by Samuel Samuelson July 5, 2010

ring-tailed bitch

A word your fucked up mother calls you when she is yelling at you and you are listening to your ipod and pretending you can't hear her.

"Give my you ipod and phone you ring-tailed bitch!"

by LIZZY2 September 20, 2007

Mickey Mouse ring

A Mickey Mouse ring is a used term by Lebron haters, which they use to claim that the Lakers 2020 NBA Championship was too easy for them and they didn’t have any competition. There are also excuses that the Lakers won because of the suspension of the NBA for 4 months then resuming to the Bubble.

“LeBron and Lakers Mickey Mouse ring doesn’t count”.

by HelloMyNameIs? May 2, 2021

ringbinder

A word of mild intent to insult, with homosexual connotations.

1)What the hell are you on about, you fucking ringbinder?

2)Cop a load of this massive ringbinder.

by Bitchwitch March 14, 2005