Esteem of Self Retardedness

When one ignores another’s wonderful performance in sport, gaming, etc. and focuses on there own personal performance even if they performed worse or better.

Person 1: (plays really good in basketball) person 2: you played pretty good i guess, but did you see that one shot i hit?? person 1: wow you are really showing an example of esteem of self retardedness.

Esteem of Self Retardedness by sëxxybläkkmadedat January 4, 2026

RetarFed 

a new and improved medication in helping you deal with your struggles with mentally retarded peoples

When you are fed up with the mentally retarded in today's society, RetarFed!

RetarFed by LuLu March 7, 2004

retartedly 

to act in a retarted manor

that was retartedly random

retartedly by Shmali =] April 2, 2008

retardidin

a retardidin is a paladin who has either power leveled or just sucks at playing paladin

Omg That Noob retardidin just ninjaed the bulwark i needed that!

retardidin by Zerocipher June 11, 2008

retardeeze 

People who are completely retarded that try to speak but end up making no sense.

Can someone translate retardeeze, i can't figure out what this douchebag quick_draw21 just said on muchosucko's comments.

retardeeze by muchosucko June 26, 2008

Retardec 

The disease that someone or something might have that causes one symptom, the state of being of retarded. The cure for this disease can vary to how the thing had retardec. If used to indicate a living thing or object, it would mean it was slow, or if used as a slang term, stupid. This disease is regularly non-contagious, but depending on the case, it can be. On the grammer of the word, it is is normally mispronounced with the S as a K, when in fact, it sounds like a S.

"Man, my computer has Retardec! It's running so slow, it is a Mac, but it should be able to run Crysis 2, right?

Retardec by Dr. Megawarp January 26, 2012

retardee 

A person who retired into being retarded. A political act in which person represent themselves as being retarded, when in truth they are not. Something akin to putting a blonde helmet on to create a force shield of stupidity around oneself.

(1) WTF. Since when have you become a retardee?
(2) When returning broken goods to the store, or to Amazon.com with the words "I don't know what happened, ... I just turned it on!?" one becomes a retardee.

retardee by with boobs September 11, 2013