The highest level of being retarded. One you must work hard to accomplish and once you get there you can't get any better so you have no choice but to retire at that point you have reached retardedment. Then you must go to a retardedment home for the rest of your retadded life
Hey look at mark over there he is so lucky he has reached retardedment. It is something I look forward to someday
noob email: "Send this to 10 people and Bill Gates will track every forward and send a penny for each recipient to the Center for Mental Retardation Research!"
when a preson on a forum types in a manner in which it is not understandable to the audience or the reader(s). such typing manners inculde: upper and lower case switching, internet slang/ebonics, "gagsta" typing, replacement of letters with numbers, improper use of gramer, trying to act smart, etc...
A.what did he just type out?
B.im not soo sure, what that is...
C.yup its retardnese.
A.oh i see it now.
To talk or communicate in a very stupid manner, very ignorant or dumb word use jibberish , ideas or wording, communication that is senseless or inappropriate for the moment nonsense , time or place. Usually considered most when a person does it often and it becomes standard or most relevant as a characterization for thier communication style. It includes ideas, wordchoice and lack of relevance to the topic or people you are talking to . Can be considered as lies due to the lack of information or fact fictionmoreover, being deceitful . Fake and false : as in wrong, dumb and stupid talking dumbshit
Bitch I am not listening or understanding what you are saying because I don't speak retardese
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.
Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.