retardeeze 

People who are completely retarded that try to speak but end up making no sense.

Can someone translate retardeeze, i can't figure out what this douchebag quick_draw21 just said on muchosucko's comments.

retardeeze by muchosucko June 26, 2008

retardedment 

(Also pronounced retaddedment)

The highest level of being retarded. One you must work hard to accomplish and once you get there you can't get any better so you have no choice but to retire at that point you have reached retardedment. Then you must go to a retardedment home for the rest of your retadded life

Hey look at mark over there he is so lucky he has reached retardedment. It is something I look forward to someday

retardedment by Jwrules May 7, 2016

retardese 

faux language spoken only by mockingly retarded people

noob email: "Send this to 10 people and Bill Gates will track every forward and send a penny for each recipient to the Center for Mental Retardation Research!"

my reply: "Sorry, I don't speak retardese."

retardese by Phil E Drifter February 22, 2008

retardede 

A person who cant spell retarded.

Person one texting: Your so retardede
Person two texting: Retarded*

retardede by This Is Interesting October 6, 2020

retardnese 

when a preson on a forum types in a manner in which it is not understandable to the audience or the reader(s). such typing manners inculde: upper and lower case switching, internet slang/ebonics, "gagsta" typing, replacement of letters with numbers, improper use of gramer, trying to act smart, etc...

A.what did he just type out?
B.im not soo sure, what that is...
C.yup its retardnese.
A.oh i see it now.

retardnese by Gina Tran And Patrick Pacificador May 16, 2006

retardedness 

the act of being retarded

Haley was showing her retardedness when she fell down the stairs on a cruis.

retardedness by Haley Marie P. July 15, 2007

Retardese 

To talk or communicate in a very stupid manner, very ignorant or dumb word use jibberish , ideas or wording, communication that is senseless or inappropriate for the moment nonsense , time or place. Usually considered most when a person does it often and it becomes standard or most relevant as a characterization for thier communication style. It includes ideas, word choice and lack of relevance to the topic or people you are talking to . Can be considered as lies due to the lack of information or fact fictionmoreover, being deceitful . Fake and false : as in wrong, dumb and stupid talking dumbshit

Bitch I am not listening or understanding what you are saying because I don't speak retardese

Retardese by Falcon H March 2, 2015