Faux-toe

Often mistaken with the popular word "photo", a faux-toe is a human phalange that is indeed NOT real.

John's new faux-toes look so real! I think I'll replace my toes with faux-toes. That sounds like the plan for me.

by Dressing&Gravy December 19, 2014

toe nail

ass

damn that toe nails nice

by mY dONkeY iS cOoL June 26, 2021

Momma-Toes

Momma-Toes is a sly name for MILF. it is meant as a way to be secretive in pointing out a MILF. The word is a derivative of "toes", meaning a hot woman is near.

For instance, instead of saying, "Hey there's a MILF! You would say, "Momma-Toes."

by ImBuddyRichWhenIFlyOffTheHandl July 29, 2018

Slithy toes

When someone tickles your toes and it feels Slithy.

As I was walking down the street, I asked some girl to Slithy Toes

by Supreme Lube May 14, 2018

toes goes

An alternative to the popular game nose goes that overrules the original outcome.

“Nose goes! Now you’ve gotta take out the trash”
“Step off bitch, toes goes!”

by Webster’s dick-tionary October 26, 2017

Paki's Toe

An abrupt faecal emergence

Excuse me fine people, but I must run, I have Paki's Toe. The motherfucker's about to pop his whole head out. (ie I have chronic diarrhoea)

by Pakistoe August 19, 2017

Callous toe

When your entire toe becomes calloused. Untreatable and symtpoms may be elevated using foot polish.

"Callous toe gives you the urge to be frisky with furniture."

by White Boy18 July 26, 2013