Squawk a nut

When you are ball scratching and you accidentally move your nuts into an awkward and or painful position and squawk like a bird.

Joe was scratching his balls and someone bumped his elbow causing him to squawk a nut.

by MaistlinRajere November 7, 2011

nut flapping

Occurs when your testicles smack together when running down the stairs in gym shorts

dude i was so embarassed today i had some major nut flapping going on when i was running down the stairs

by peterbattista November 2, 2006

poked in the nuts

A technical term describing a piece of software or hardware which has failed in spectacular fashion.

Steve: Hey Matt, how come I can't get to the urban dictionary?
Matt: Fuck, looks like the the god damn router is poked in the nuts again.

by Sambosa June 24, 2005

smurf nuts

1- Blue balls

2- Why Grouchy Smurf is so angry

"She got me all worked up and walked away, leaving me with a bad case of smurf nuts."

"I HATE SMURF NUTS!!!"

by Batrastard July 9, 2003

Nut Cup

When someone nuts and the nut finds its way into a red solo cup (undigested). Only if the nut has time to ruminate within the cup, its magical fermented nut cup essence can be absorbed. It will fumigate the room it is left in and those who come across it can give nut cup to others.

Ben: do you have nut cup?
Evan: yer I drank one last night.

by nut cup April 22, 2022

nut juggling

It is when a girl or homosexual is having sex with 2 or more males, and they are juggling multiple sets of balls with either their mouth or hand

man#1:tha bitch couldnt handle the multi nut juggling last night, she kept dropping mine
man#2:mine were handled nicely, i was lucky and got the mouth

by m&em April 18, 2009

Nut barnicle

1. Someone who is allways around and wants to be just like you. They swing from your nuts in atempt to follow your every move.
2. A piece of dry Duck butter or underwear lint stuck to your Sack.

1. Dude get the fuck away from me and quit swinging on my nuts you Nut Barnicle.

by AROND July 19, 2007