The Hippie Triathlon

a 3-part endorphin boosting activity which involves running, swimming and general merrymaking (see related: libations, burgers, karaoke, dance-offs).

'Dude, I did the Hippie Triathlon yesterday. My endorphins were buzzzzzzzzin'

Person 1: 'Did you hear about the Hippie Triathlon?'
Person 2: That Outdoor Voices event?

Person 1: Yea, it's, like, the chillest way to get your endorphin rush.

by Mcg_McG_McG_McG November 2, 2018

hippie-yi-yo-kai-yay

The whoop-of-joy expression of the long-haired 420-friendly counter-culture group from the sixties and seventies. Viva, Woodstock!!!

We know all the songs that the crowd-boys know
'Bout the big corral where the peace-nuts go
We learned 'em all on the radio
Hippie-yi-yo-kai-yay... hippie-yi-yo-kai-yay.

by QuacksO July 20, 2018

hippie trappin'

In reference to drug dealing, when the drugs being sold are specifically psychedelics, a "hippie" drug, as opposed to more common drugs like weed or xanax. Normally sold by a white guy who listens to EDM.

"HEY THAT NIGGA CONNOR GOT ACID ON DECK, HE STRAIGHT HIPPIE TRAPPIN'"

by PercyP February 4, 2019

hippie sip

Hippie sip is a fine drink in which you take a bottle or cup filled with Ayahuaska, drop a ten strip of lsd into it, 5 grams of psylocybin two or three pills of pure mescalin a splash of peyote and finish it off by pouring it into an oil rig and vaporizing dmt through it.

Dude did you hear about steves brother?

Yeah didnt he do hippie sip and end up in mexico blind?

by Kid kuddie February 11, 2019

Hippie Flip

A Hippie flip is a skateboard trick. This is done by jumping over a rail, while the board flips under it. Made famous by the game SKATE .

"I didn't even realise a Hippie flip was possible man"

by Paranaz September 29, 2018

Hippie-half-share

Frugality taken to the next step, or all the way to your buddies fridge. Taking an almost unnoticeable amount of something (typically food) with the intention of replacing it... in some karmic form... at some distant future date, until there's only an unusable amount left.

Sage was a very courteous roommate, he was always thoughtful enough to leave a hippie-half-share of my milk in the fridge.

by Dj smiles January 18, 2022

Hippie

Once a term reserved for dirty longhairs from the 70s who wore tie die shirts, a peace sign, and patchouli. They protested and cried about almost everything, and pioneered the anti-vaccine movement of the early 2000s with some dumbass bullshit about autism. Today they have updated their costumes. They can be easily spotted wearing clothes with American flags on them, usually bought at Walmart in the clearance section. Some will advertise that they now own guns, and will fly Trump or Don’t Tread on Me flags in their yards as well. They protest in front of schools, freeway overpasses, and vaccination clinics. Hippie as fuck as they are, they still cry about the dangers of vaccines like little scared bitches. By contrast, being the naturalists that they are, they are not against all medicines, as they like to wash down natural ingredients promoted by the holistic medicine man, their Maharishi holy man, Donald Trump. These items include Lysol, ivermectin, hydroxychloroquine, and still patchouli oil to keep up the hippie tradition. Some identify themselves as conservatives, flying a tattered ass flag off their truck, wearing the same unoriginal “Let’s Go Brandon” shirt, and telling everyone they are moving to Texas. To their dismay, true conservatives never protested and always looked down on those who did. Ronald Reagan would be ashamed. They fail to realize that despite their makeover, these malcontents are still just whining hippies minus the tie die shirts.

Person 1: Hey Chad, do you want to go to Walgreens to protest the Covid-19 Vaccine with me, to help save humanity from being microchipped.

Person 2: Hell no! I’ve got better shit to do with my time. When did you become such a protesting, whiny ass little bitch Chad? You’re a fucking hippie.

by Kentuckywoman082 December 21, 2021