dry jerk (DJ)

when a girl is too lazy to lube your handjob, or give a blowjob, or is too prudish to fuck. Often results in chafing, and not calling said girl again......

Man, that bitch gave me the dry jerk (DJ), I aint calling her no mo.

by skeeza November 24, 2007

jerk off sock

A sock that placed on the penis to assist in masturbation.

Dave: dude, what's with that sock?
Jake: don't touch it! That's the jerk off sock.

by TheSpaceBaller October 06, 2015

Jerk-off Diet

Also referred to as "Jerk-off fasting", A technique used by men where you do not jerk-off for 3 or more days straight to obtain the most pleasure possible for when you finally do jerk-off after your fasting.

Brian: "Dude, i don't get pleasure from jerking off anymore."

Gary: "Do the Jerk-off Diet!"

Brian: "Good idea!"

by Black Foot July 08, 2010

Bin Laden Jerk

When a Muslim is sitting in a corner and a bunch of Americans cum all over him.

40 thousand people Bin Laden Jerked on 1 guy.

by WoopZerz February 15, 2019

Pig Headed Jerk

a stubborn, unreasonable person
unwilling to listen to the other side

I've given up trying to explain it to him. He's a pig headed jerk.

by Sparky99 October 28, 2007

Jerking off stalefish

our definition is whackin off with no visual aids, just what u think of

i was battin off stalefish cos mum stole my pornos

by nathan March 21, 2005

jerk my meat

male self masturbation

I'll meet you on battlenet in a sec, I just have to jerk my meat first.

by somerandomswedishguy December 18, 2010