mcblow-n-go

the mcblow-n-go is defined as the performance of fellatio on a consenting male driver while said driver is in a mcdonald’s drive-thru.

“Maddy gave me some sick mcblow-n-go last night. my dick was still out when i got my mcflurry!”

by analdildobuttplugoverlord69 July 8, 2020

Soak n Stroke

Rubbing one out while soaking in the tub and chumming up your own bath water.

Why does Uncle Frank take such long baths? He likes to soak n stroke.

Your mom drew me a hot bath and offer me a hand job but I said I preferred to soak n stroke tonight.

by Eaton Holgoode November 28, 2017

CTRL+Shift+N

When you getting in for a cheeky wank after a long day (incognito mode), used to watch some uddat goooods

Ty(Rone): Where's willy?
Alex: Think is going for that CTRL+Shift+N
Ty(Rone): oooo pulling a cheeky nut

Alex: ay lmao

by Willy Xdddd March 12, 2017

wheat n beat

When you see a wheat field and have the urge to masturbate to it.

"That wheat field is looking real good today. Every time I see it I just want to rub one out. I guess I'm gonna wheat n beat my meat."

by UnlawfulGnome February 13, 2018

y/n syndrome

The implication of someone behaving like a "y/n" character (The main character in a fancic) but in real life.

Emily🥺: Omg the teachers here are so finee
James: Bro she must have y/n syndrome

Allie: For real miss girl is trippin idk who she's talking about

by 90° Pop corners November 16, 2021

Scoop n' Gloop

When a partner, typically male, uses a utensil, typically a spoon, to scoop semen, cum, jizz, spunk, ect. out of a vagina, and consumes the contents.

I just gave grandma the Scoop n' Gloop last night!

by I AM THE WALL August 27, 2021

Rump 'n' dump

To have a relationship with someone simply for sex; the second you you're tired of the sex you dump your partner.

Quite simply using your relation for sexual intercourse.

"Oh I hear you're no longer with Gabbie? Did you just bang her?"

"Yeah, correct, it was just a standard rump 'n' dump"

by Makaveli 14 October 25, 2012