Masterbeat

to masturbate whilse eating.

I masterbeated on your bed while you were at work, so watch out for the spooge on the bottom left corner.

by supertrooperdude_69 September 25, 2009

misterprize

A man that a woman meats on a blind date who she is really infaturated with and later finds out that he wasn't the intended date.

Tad, my misterprize, ended up being the love of my life and coinsidentally, my husband.

by hannah elaine June 1, 2004

Mister-Compliment

Complimenting a woman verbally on something innocent first, but then commenting on her body in your mind. Compliment her, then think about her rack, for example...

"Oh Aoife, I love your top!"
('Because it makes your tits look awesome')

or to your male friends:

"Jeez, did you see Aoife's slutty top!? I totally mister-complimented her!"

by Essy-k April 25, 2008

misterogenist

A person who hates men.
Male equivalent of misogeny.

Joe: I don't get why pamela won't talk to me.
Liam: Don't worry dude, she's just a misterogenist.

by stevenpeedonyourface September 12, 2009

Mister Tuff Guy

Affectionately nicknamed Mister T. Generally, a furry, fast, feline predator with a linonized lifestyle familiar only to the rare few who dare to survive; personality in abundance with rare glimpses of torment for things personified.

The toilet paper has been shredded again, where is Mister Tuff Guy?

by sklie777 February 16, 2010

Mister Brown

My business associate with whom I meet on an almost unchanging basis every morning between the hours of 9 and 11:30 in the toilet. Mister Brown is smooth, sophisticated, and extremely professional. I always feel relieved after doing business with him.

Honey, I need an extremely large magazine. I'm going to be in session with Mister Brown for at least an hour.

by misterbrown June 2, 2011

Mistelemariamorous

The feeling you experience when you accidentally tell someone you love them at the end of a routine customer service call.

Jorden felt highly mistelemariamorous after becoming distracted on a phone call with his cable company.

"Ok mr. Needlebum, you're all set up with our Fabulous Sunday Sports Channel package. Is there anything else I can help you with?"
-"No, I think that'll do it, I love you."
"..."

by ☹sadface☹ April 20, 2018