Pulling a Mike

When a person has to go pee when there is work to be done.

Kris: Can you come give me a hand of this project.
Tony: Hold on I gotta go pee.

Kris: Damn are you pulling a Mike?

by Devo1 November 15, 2018

mike-san

Often referred to as they or them, Is a mysterious dark creature that lurks in the shadows that consumes the souls of young men..

Don't go down that dark hallway, there's a Mike-San down there.

by -lul June 26, 2018

Mike Nesmith

monkee/country John Lennon with a little bit of nonce thrown in and the inheritor of the wite-out corporation. very edgy. a real Hyde/Masterson situation.

“That guy seems like a real Mike Nesmith. Yuck!”

by sentimentalrubbish January 9, 2021

Chronic-mike

The King Edgar! Grunts and simple phrases of "Si quema cuh" are often it's mating calls. They are known to rub their fecal matter about their torso as warrior paint. When encountered in the wild, throw a hot dog in the opposite direction of travel and they will follow.

Chronic-mike love hotdogs.

by Ihatem1ke May 4, 2023

mike cruz

A person that has the biggest dick ever if you ever get fucked by him you'll not feel your lags

I got fucked by Mike Cruz and now I need a wheelchair

by BDBB126 June 18, 2018

machinegun mike

When someone doesn't have a good mic, or plugs it in improperly; The result is a machinegun sounding noise that goes on for ages.

*Machinegun Mike Joins call*
machinegun mike: brrtrtrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtr
Everyone else: CAN YOU FUCKING HEAR US?
machinegun mike: rtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtr

by onecigonedrag0filter October 27, 2019

Father Mike

A phrase/name used to refer to someone you admire, and is like a father to you/your group. Mostly seen among teenagers, yet can be used among groups of older people.

Father Mike will sort that out!

by HeyIt'sCameron April 23, 2022