Muffa Dick

A dirty diseas ridden penis

Her: no, we can't fuck, i heard you got a muffa dick.
Him: but my hands work just fine ;)
Her: no! maybe you got muffa hands too!
Him: Muffa isn't a word. :/
Her: it is too muffa dick! >:O

by the Contortionist April 3, 2011

Muff bunny

A small piece of toilet paper caught in a muff

A muff bunny is like a dust bunny but not under the bed. Muff bunnies happen when a little bit of toilet paper gets caught in a muff and then is discovered by the tongue of a muff diver.

by Dr O December 2, 2011

Muff-nuts

Going down on a girl and finding peanuts stashed in her muff.

I was going down on some woman and I knew I was in trouble when I discovered the muff-nuts, this wasn't going to be a quick visit.

by Motherchuckler September 24, 2014

Twatting-Meff

a person who is a twat aswell as a meff, twatting kinda replaces fucking...

*enter name* you are a twatting-meff!

by tom-the-midget October 10, 2005

Giz Muffer

The occupation that involves wiping off the glass in a nudey booth after a customer gizd all over it.

After paying for a little time in a nudey booth, Bob gizd all over the glass and made the giz muffer clean it up with a smile.

by Porch Monky 4 Life April 9, 2007

muffed

to be ugly or unattractive

"Man, that girl is muffed!"

by Ricky Perez October 21, 2003

Muff Muff

A sex position where the man pops a chocolate muffin on the front of his willy and proceeds to anally pound a woman, afterwords eating the muffin/shit mixture out of her bumhole.

Woman 1: Tyler and I Muff Muffed last night, it was so hot.
Woman 2: Daaaaaaaaaaaamn, did it hurt?
Woman 1: Nah, he's got a chode so it wasn't too bad.

by A Slightly Gay Straight White September 3, 2016