Megan 

A blond girl that isn't dumb! She is smart and pretty. She runs cross-country and track and is a great friend. She is great at listening and tries to make people feel better when they are down.

Megan, I have to be honest with you, you are way smarter than me,

Megan ran that race fast, maybe I should train with her.

Megan by Distance4life February 4, 2010

Megane 

Megane is weird, creepy, scary best friend. Although she might seem like a psychopath she is the sweetest friend when you get to know her and will always listen to the gossip (tea) you have to spill. Megane will always watch scary movies with you because she is basically a psycho killer;)))) But very lovable

Look its a Megane a weird creepy Megane

Megane by helloitsmebih March 19, 2019

The Mechanic 

A sexual position that should be performed at an early or late time in sexually relations. It is where the male takes his limp, tiny, non-erect penis, turns it upside-down, and attempts to fuck the female as if she was a dog. It is called "The Mechanic" because the penis, facing upwards, resembles a mechanic going under a car.

Guy #1 "Yo man, is that your new bitch?"

Guy # 2 "Yeah no doubt, she's the best. Last week we were hittin skins and she let me do the cleveland steamer, dirty sanchez, hot carl, rusty trombone, donkey punch, blumpkin, angry dragon, angry pirate, tony danza, hot lunch, strawberry shortcake, houdini, boston pancake, cincinatti bowtie, alligator fuckhouse, and the birmingham booty call. All that shit is okay, but after all that she even let me do the mechanic."

Guy #1 "That's fucking impossible. There's no way you did the mechanic."

Guy #2 "Pay up pussy"

The Mechanic by TrevmoTehGreat June 23, 2009

Megan 

The best girl in the whole world. She's like a sister even though she isn't a blood relative. She's beautiful inside and out and has the most amazing hair and voice. Extremely intelligent. She has her ups and downs but she always manages to get through it. Eyes that you could get lost in for hours. She will always be there for you, no matter what. She will love you for your personality, not looks. Usually falls for the wrong boy but as long as you are there for her she'll be there for you. Megans are amazing.

Friend 1: Wow, Megan is awesome!
Friend 2: She sure is, who doesn't like her!?
Friend 3: I don't know anyone who doesn't love Megan.
Megan: Thanks everyone<3

Megan by mr_anonymous April 27, 2013

Mechanical engineer 

One so prone to metacognition as to overlook the obvious.

A Mechanical Engineer may design an escape from a labyrinth only to crash to the sea.

Mechanical engineer by Patty M October 30, 2006

Megan 

a sassy little bitch

don't be like megan

Megan by don'tbemegan April 8, 2017

Megan 

A person who loves Harry Potter and hates Twilight. She is obsessed with bubble wrap, and knows how to make glow in the dark bubbles. She is a ninja, and frequently does ninja rolls throughout her house. Her favorite food is dinosaur chicken nuggets, and likes to play with them before she eats them. She is a full time Waldo hunter, and believes that she will be the one to actually find him one day. She is a believer of unicorns and narwhals. One day, she will rule the world.

Pete: Who is Megan?
Mark: She is the one who will find Waldo.
Pete: That's impressive.

Megan by ninjaassassinbabyyy April 30, 2012