lasers 

coming from the title of Lupe Fiasco's upcoming album "Lasers" are the opposite of losers.

"Lasers shed light on injustice and inequality. Losers stand by and let things happen. Lasers act and shape their own destinies. Lasers find meaning and direction in the mysteries all around them. Lasers stand for love and compassion Lasers stand for peace. Lasers stand for progression. Lasers are revolutionary. Lasers are the future. We will not lose beause we are not losers, we are Lasers!"

lasers by KPrinz July 3, 2009

lolercise 

The act of audibly laughing for an extended period of time to the point of getting a physical abdominal workout. (Laughing so hard your abs start to hurt).

A : "Hey, wanna go work out at the gym later?"
B : "Nah, I'm feeling pretty lazy today...wanna go see Jackass 3D instead? My friend told me he got some lolercise watching it."
A : "Yeah sure. I needed to work abs today anyway."

lolercise by beerad07 October 25, 2010

Laserbation 

The act of one pleasuring him or herself while in the midst of a laser tag match. The common dilemma with laserbation is the requirement to use both hands on the electronic rifle, making shooting people while laserbating impossible. This can sometimes decrease the sexual excitement of the act, diminishing the purpose for the common user.

John: Why isn't my gun working dude?

Sam: It's because your laserbating. You have to use both hands on the rifle to be able to shoot.

John: What? Laserbation's no fun without lasers.

Sam: Can you please put away your dick dude. It's kind of disgusting

Laserbation by hdoub22101 April 2, 2010

Army Of Losers 

Any group of people who have no vision in life and their only ambition is to make money but actually they are just wasting everyone's time.

I used to work for an online company for a few years but when I realised they are just an army of losers, I quit the job.

Army Of Losers by CharIese October 6, 2008

brown laser 

the runs, the hershey squirts, the squits, the trots, the craps, Montezuma's revenge, blowing mud, pissing from the butt.

i.e. diarrhea

An hour after I ate Bob's chili I was blasting the porcelain throne with my brown laser.

brown laser by txba397 December 20, 2008

lolercoaster 

A joke which in which the humor is thought to cease/die down when in actual fact continues to be funny. As if the joke is on a roller coaster going round for a second time.

loler meaning: laugh out loud er

Commonly used in the 'geek' community.

lolercoaster: None. Only in context of a Joke. Can apply to most humorous situations if it fits the criterion of the definition.

lolercoaster by Lord Edward Carr August 4, 2009

laser blaze 

The act of smoking copious amounts of marijuana in an airtight room as one or a group of smokers use high-power laser pointers and/or mini projectors to illuminate the marijuana smoke, thus creating a light beam smoke show

Max: Don't forget to bring a bottle of wine and a laser pointer for tonight's dinner party and laser blaze

laser blaze by Mirujuana January 13, 2013