the act of concealing a midget under your bed and then while having sex with your partner, you tag in the assistance of your midget wingman to help you fuck your girls brains out in a hot midget threesome
(midget talking to normal size friend)
Dude, I have wanted to fuck your girlfriend for awhile now, would it be to much to ask to do an italian lawn jockey handoff?
Dude, I have wanted to fuck your girlfriend for awhile now, would it be to much to ask to do an italian lawn jockey handoff?
by sammythejuice October 24, 2011
Get the italian lawn jockey handoff mug.One who is half asian, half italian, usually a wannabe hipster who fails at being different and ends up usually just looking like a tool.
Person 1:Jesus-is she even asian?
Person 2:Yeah but she's also italian.
Person 1:Oh so it doesn't really count, shes just italiasian.
Person 2:Yeah but she's also italian.
Person 1:Oh so it doesn't really count, shes just italiasian.
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The act of inserting 3-4 frozen meatballs into a woman's asshole. Then, while you're having sex with her vaginally, each meatball rolls out, and you say their name.
Oh, man, last night I totally did the Italian Role Call with Susan. Those meatballs just rolled out like little soldiers!
by Italian Booty Masters February 25, 2011
Get the Italian Role Call mug.A common problem among Italian men. Average height is 5'7 and the size of their penis is in direct relationship to their height. As a direct result of these two afflictions they try to over-compensate by driving cameros and wearing too much jewelry and cologne.
by John DeAngelis May 31, 2005
Get the Italian curse mug.1. The primary language spoken in Italy, a country in Europe, Southeast to France.
2. A person with Italian heritage and/or who was born in Italy.
The Italian race is considered hard to place in an ethnic group, mainly by Italians themselves. Italians are white, but they like to classify themselves under "Latino", "Hispanic", or "Other", because they feel they should have their own category. It is very insulting to Hispanics when Italians consider themselves "Hispanic" because they do not meet the criteria to be so. While the traditional Hispanic is someone who's origin comes from a Spanish-speaking country, Hispanic goes hand-in-hand with Latino. Latino would be a more accurate classification for Italians because while all Hispanics may be considered Latino, not all Latinos are considered Hispanic. Brazilians and Portuguese may classify under Latino, but not Hispanic because their language is Portuguese and since their origin traces back to Portugal, they have no Spanish decent.
Italians take much pride in being Italian. They usually make family their highest priority as that is how traditional Italian families are raised. Across the world, they are well-known for their cooking and taking pride in family recipes.
As a negative stereotype, Italians are also well known for the famous mafia asset, which is their form of gangs, and is usually built off of a hierarchy of family members. The television show, The Sopranos, depicts a stereotypical Italian mafia family living in America.
2. A person with Italian heritage and/or who was born in Italy.
The Italian race is considered hard to place in an ethnic group, mainly by Italians themselves. Italians are white, but they like to classify themselves under "Latino", "Hispanic", or "Other", because they feel they should have their own category. It is very insulting to Hispanics when Italians consider themselves "Hispanic" because they do not meet the criteria to be so. While the traditional Hispanic is someone who's origin comes from a Spanish-speaking country, Hispanic goes hand-in-hand with Latino. Latino would be a more accurate classification for Italians because while all Hispanics may be considered Latino, not all Latinos are considered Hispanic. Brazilians and Portuguese may classify under Latino, but not Hispanic because their language is Portuguese and since their origin traces back to Portugal, they have no Spanish decent.
Italians take much pride in being Italian. They usually make family their highest priority as that is how traditional Italian families are raised. Across the world, they are well-known for their cooking and taking pride in family recipes.
As a negative stereotype, Italians are also well known for the famous mafia asset, which is their form of gangs, and is usually built off of a hierarchy of family members. The television show, The Sopranos, depicts a stereotypical Italian mafia family living in America.
Girl: I'm part Italian, and the rest of me is white.
Latina: Italian IS white, though.
Girl: Well I don't consider myself white because I'm Italian and Italians are tan.
Latina: Well, you are classified under White ethnicity-wise because you are European, and Europeans are considered white except for Spaniards, who can be classified under Hispanic.
Latina: Italian IS white, though.
Girl: Well I don't consider myself white because I'm Italian and Italians are tan.
Latina: Well, you are classified under White ethnicity-wise because you are European, and Europeans are considered white except for Spaniards, who can be classified under Hispanic.
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Get the italian mug.They over eat. They have really big families. If you don't eat enough they ask you why you're anorexic (even if you're 300 pounds). They think they're tough but the Irish could kick their ass in a bar fight.
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