duty is your shadow

Aristotle used to say that a sense of duty and responsibility was like a honourable person's shadow. You cannot outrun it!

As a military officer duty is your shadow!

by I, Wreckerrr July 10, 2021

relationship is like a car

A traditional straight romantic relationship is like a car, usually the male is the accelerator toward intimacy and the female is the brakes!

A romantic relationship is like a car.

by I, Wreckerrr July 11, 2021

What is a Dmoney

A Dmoney is an awesome dude but disrespectful sometimes

What is a Dmoney
He looks like from the hood
IKR!!!

by halo lowis June 13, 2022

bro is majestic

the guy is beautiful and mesmerizing but you know you can't have him hence his is a bro.

Look at that guy
-bro is majestic

by khjsisks22 January 3, 2023

My Dick is on a Sunshine Cloud

Feeling good; rejoicing in good fortune

1) A-Hey Carl! I heard you passed your final exams with flying color

B-YEAH! My dick has been on a sunshine cloud for weeks!

2) A-You are not the father.

B-MY DICK IS ON A SUNSHINE CLOUD!!! WOOOOO!!!!!

by VintageTroll February 10, 2013

skidaddle skidoodle your dick is now a noodle

When a magician casts this spell on you you’re fucked m9

SKIDADDLE SKIDOODLE YOUR DICK IS NOW A NOODLE

by DCDEATHRUN May 5, 2018

the window is open

what you say to your best friend when the one girl that got away is single again.

Chad: Dude, Courtney just got divorced, the window is open!
Brad: Oh shit!

by marblecakealsothegame13 September 25, 2018