goochimbug

Your little lovey-dovey-wovey pants. (Girlfriend)

Aw come here my little goochimbug, you want uppies?

by JimmyTheCreator February 8, 2024

Gooch

The area between one's asshole and their testicles or their vulva depending on what's in their pants. In other words; it's the border between poundtown and the local dump.

Steph tore her gooch while doing yoga last night, or at least that's how she claims it happened.

by VeeTheBean November 19, 2023

gooch tax

A wild molesting of a person's gooch ( the area between the asshole and balls)

Why did you break my mom's vase? I'm going to gooch tax you for that!

by SavageBoi2020 February 18, 2024

Gooch

The distance on your crotch between your thighs.

Guy1: Man's got like 3 inches of Gooch
Guy2: shit that's more like 4 inches give or take

by Your fine bro-tato chip February 22, 2024

gooch cranker

Marie Antoinette's dildo cranking assistant

hand maid please come be my gooch cranker!!

by Famic0m February 24, 2024

gooch tax

Noun

The art of putting thy grabbing tool into someone's anus

Bro why did you mess me up on my homework! I should gooch tax you!

by SavageBoi2020 February 25, 2024

goach

the goat coach. the most goatted coach.

That dude is the goach.
That car is goachly.
That food was goached.

by thegoach February 26, 2024