gordan

a dirty garden hose

"do you have any hoses here?"
"all we have is that gordan."

by itsathurdsayo01 August 26, 2008

Gore

Over the top or unrealistic violence;

The BBFC, MPAA and most other classification boards classify gore as surpassing 'strong bloody and/or sadistic and/or sexualized and/or stylized violence', therefore being too unrealistic, comical or gratuitous to be classified as any of the above extremities in feasible depictions of violence.

'Irreversible' is an experimental/art house film containing strong and sexualized violence.

'Bad Taste' is a comedy/B movie containing frequent bloody gore.

Prolonged rape, torture, humiliation and gratuitously realistic acts of brutality = Violence

Using a chainsaw to slice through hundreds of zombies (people painted grey) that fall to pieces on contact with the chainsaws blades as if they were balloons full of ketchup = Gore

by Zombi Ist Krieg May 17, 2009

goretex

An American Rapper that raps in many of necro songs and also has albums of his own.

goretex is clinicly insane

by THE SEGZ MASTER August 22, 2006

The Gord

The awesome owner of the Gamer's Edge store in Canada. He has a website telling of his adventures with idiot customers.

"Door's on your left."
Love the Gord, fear the Gord. The Gord is great, the Gord is our Gord.

by Chrisso May 18, 2004

gorlock

1. used to describe someone with no common sense, or thinks that he/she is better than they are, especially in sports.
2. a person with an abnormaly large or disfigured head.
3. a person who makes a huge mess while eating, especially while eating spaghetti.

I can't believe that that gorlock made the basketball team over me.

by scott sommers January 31, 2008

Double hudini gorilla mask rusty fish hooking the marlin

This act involves at least two men and one woman. Sex must take place on the first floor in front of a window. Man one must switch off with man two during sex. Man one dresses quickly, goes outside, walks in front of the window. When the girl sees man one, man two spits on her back and pulls out. When she turns around man two busts in her face, and throws pubes in her face. Man two than sticks a finger in his ass, inserts in in her mouth, and sticks two fingers in her vagina and one in her ass. He than lifts her up and screams "I've hooked the Marlin!" Man one reenters in time to take a picture, and they all live happily ever after.

"I know bob and mark care because they gave me a double hudini gorilla mask rusty fish hooking the marlin."

by The Mad Tea-Bagger December 9, 2008

gorilla mask

After a lovely evening at Olive Garden (Red Lobster can be substituted if the wait is too long) politely ask your partner to participate in intercourse. Prior to ejaculation position the face of your said partner directly in front of your penis organ and release your seeds upon their face. Upon completion of said action reach down with your dominant hand and grab a handful of your partners pubes and throw them on your partners face. At this point run to a public place so all can see the gorilla chasing you.

Tate - "Yea, they have unlimited breadsticks and salad."

William Madison III - "I know, I really like the balsamic vinegrette."

Tate - "I'm on the fence about it, it's a bit peppery"

William Madison III - "How did the rest of the evening turn out"

Tate - "Following dinner I ended up at Mervyn's being chased by a gorilla mask."

William Madison III - "The fitting rooms there have horrible lighting."

by kylerbev November 19, 2007