fruitarianism

An extremely unhealthy diet of consisting only raw fruit and possibly other raw plant foods, followed by the very stupid or very gullible, who ignore the fact that humans are naturally meat-eaters.

Alice Teresa, the fruitarian: You can live wonderfully on raw fruit alone! Every nutritionist and doctor agrees that fruit is the healthiest food in the world! You'll be healthy and joyful!

Ichiro Korematsu, the carnivore: Quit talking nonsense. I'm already healthy and joyful, because I'm getting all the nutrients I need. You, on the other hand, are missing out on protein, Vit. B12, iron, essential fats, and a whole host of other important nutrients. In my entire life, I have never met a single health professional who reccomended fruitarianism.

10 years later:

Ichiro Korematsu, the carnivore: Wow, that steak was great! I feel quite good now.

Johnny Smith, the carnivore: Me too. By the way, whatever happened to Alice Teresa, the fruitarian?

Ichiro Korematsu, the carnivore: Oh, she got diabetes, anemia, and osteoporosis quite a while ago. Also, the lack of vitamin B12 messed up her mind, so she has a long term stay at the local mental hospital.

Johnny Smith, the carnivore: Yikes, fruitarianism is so dangerous. I'm glad I didn't fall for their propaganda.

by JesseG88 December 15, 2006

ass fruit

Ass fruit is basically anal fondue, where-by one person inserts small fruits (grapes, strawberries, etc..) most of, or all of the way into another person's ass and then bites or sucks them out to consume.

I plopped some fruit into my girlfriend's ass, and then enjoyed a nice little buffet of ass fruit as I sucked them out.

by DJDiggler August 8, 2006

Fruitikay

Fruitikay is a Youtuber who has been a part of the Youtube community since June of 2006. She first started making videos about politics, and was fairly conservative. However, once she was introduced to the Youtube atheist community, she took the Christian/Theist position. After being a part of the Youtube Christian/Atheist community and engaging in debates and discussions, she went into somewhat of an agnostic mode. Her videos became confusing somewhat, as she hinted at having doubt, yet still having faith. As of late, Fruitikay has taken more of a stronger stance against religion and Christianity, and the reasons for that are unknown. She has yet to make a video officially stating she is an atheist, though, most people figure that she is. She is noted as someone who is willing to genuinely be friends with anyone on Youtube, regardless of their beliefs, and typically keeps out of drama. Her trademarks include the color black, big boobs, eyeliner, and the constant view of her bed in the background. Fruitikay is generally like-able by most people in the community, and tries to be reasonable to all she meets. There is one problem with her, though. She has a boyfriend.

"Oh, Fruitikay...you mean that girl who did the MissHannahMinx parody?"

by AtheistPoetry June 9, 2011

Fruit basket

When someone is doing something fruity or gay!

Mom you seriously need to stop being a fruit basket!

by SexyBeast80 August 29, 2011

Fruit Salad

A gay sex position when in an orgy, genitals are just rubbed together

Jim: Hey dude I bet that guy had some fruit salad last night
Paul: no way dude. He's straight

by Louisiana Fast : ) July 26, 2017

French fruitcake

A French male who presents a weak, homosexual appearance and is therefore considered a douche bag. May be seen wearing tight pants and kissing other men in the cheeks.

I never thought it would be so difficult to enjoy a croissant in a French café, specially with all these French fruitcakes licking each other's balls.

by pantheraux September 9, 2010

Juicy Fruited

Really drunk or high, messed up really bad.

Disoriented from a controlled substance, meds, or alchol.

I drank some Mickey's and smoked a hooter last night, I was juicy fruited like a MoFo.

by The_Stogemiester May 19, 2006