flowtastrophe

a lax bro that doesn't have a any flow whatsoever, inside or out; a buzzcut.

Peter: bro, did you see Dans haircut?
Josh: ya, man. he got a gay buzzcut, its a total flowtastrophe.
Peter: ya man.

Peter: dude, jonathan is so freaking annoying when we have laxseshes together.
Brody: i know. hes a total freaking flowtastrophe

by Moles75 May 24, 2011

flop-ear

When a puppy gets a burst of energy and plays wildly with it's tuggy toy and shakes it so viciously that it's ear(s) get turned inside out, therefor resulting in "flop-ear".

Pup rolled in the mud puddle and had flop-ear when she stood up.

by pupsy June 15, 2011

Flomchomp

If someone is eating too loudly or too fast, you use this as an insult. Slang from Southern England.

Look how quickly Barry is eating his dinner, what a flomchomp

Ah, those mexicans at the next table are being such flomchomps

by Voletic May 1, 2012

Floodgate Turd

The floodgate turd is a piece of poop which holds back a torrential flow of diarrhea that has built up in a persons colon. Visually similar to rushing water flowing through a dams floodgates.

Yesterday, I passed a Floodgate Turd and had an endless river of shit pour out of my asshole.

by Keegan_The_Cat January 5, 2013

Floygle

A small ball of skin still attached to the rest of your body. It is jiggly and can be wiggled.

"Have you seen that thing under Conor Maynards eye?" "Oh what, his floygle!?" "Yeah that's it!"

by wigglyleather August 29, 2013

Floppy-haired

If someone is floppy-haired, that means he/she has a very soft hair that is not able to keep a firm shape or position of it.

He is a floppy-haired boy that he always has his hair falling in his eyes

by Holy-Guacamole July 16, 2016

Floppel

A motion in ones pocket.

Did you just see me floppel his back pocket?

by Tayyyyyyyyyla Lynne December 29, 2016