coon fest

A location, venue, or event that is overrun with people of color and their accouterments.

My naive teenage daughter was begging to attend a rap concert in Philadelphia, but relented when she came to understand that it would be an absolute Coon Fest.
See nigger picnic

by The Grand Phallus March 1, 2014

fester

A fester is someone who can be found at a festival of any type, regardless of the nature of said festival. You can identify a fester by the frisbees or nerf footballs they are commonly seen with in the parking lot of the fest.

An interesting fact about festers is that they procreate by biting non festers and injecting them with unholy fester venom. WATCH OUT!

Example:

Non Fester: Hey dude, what bands are you here to see?

Fester: Bands? Naw dude, I'm just here for the <i>fest</i>!

by Keil May 4, 2005

sausage fest

where the amount of weiner far outweighs the amount of pussy. usually a lot of guys who want to fight who are random and ugly. so when they want to fight, i eat rocks and shit gunpowder and they go home crying because i am so damn manly. i am tough.

emma's party

harry potter films

star wars conventions

local swimming pool male toilets

a butcher who sells sausages only

by mick shits gunpowder June 15, 2004

sausage fest

Another word for chauncy.

Chauncy is such a sausage fest.

by Chodo May 12, 2003

scissor fest

When amanda hudson and crew participates actively in a feminine circle jerk.

-Hey you want to go fiddle each others twats?
-Yeah i love scissor fests!

by i8therice June 13, 2009

East Side Taco Festival

Taco Festival on the East Side of San Jose, CA. Hosted by Movable Feast.

Person 1: Yo, I hear theres a jump off going on right now called East Side Taco Festival.
Person 2: Yeah it's Movable Feast, so you know it's hella good!
Person 1: ESSJ x MF!

by ufo8mykat September 8, 2011

fester

someone renowned for thinking they're something or someone when they're nothing at all.

To do a joel

by ;) June 7, 2003