when you fart in a public place and try to outrun it, but no matter where you go whenever you stop the smell is not far behind!
i farted in wal*mart and ran two departments down, but my stalker fart chased me all the way!
there's no escaping the stalker fart
there's no escaping the stalker fart
by Dark Lord of the Anus September 27, 2005
Get the stalker fartmug. I let out a fart at my girlfriend's dinner party, but her dad acted as my fart buddy and took the blame.
by yo-what-is-up-my-dawg November 3, 2003
Get the fart buddymug. by Matt! February 16, 2003
Get the rip a fartmug. "Dude, last night, i was getting all hot and heavy with that girl sophie and her boobs totally farted"
"no way, gross"
"naw, man. the boob fart was hot"
"no way, gross"
"naw, man. the boob fart was hot"
by Asdnfalsjnfdjasfdsdfsdf December 9, 2008
Get the Boob fartmug. A hot, smelly gas bubble expelled from the anus, often silent and simultaneously causing a disgusting, panic causing, rotten-egg like aroma.
Man, What did I eat? I got the hot farts today, they smell like rotten eggs and have some serious hang time!
by Deaner Beaner October 25, 2006
Get the hot fartmug. Rare yet extremely potent in smell and amplitude, the dart fart is sharp, quick and painful for everyone.
by Consummate Professional January 2, 2009
Get the Dart Fartmug. When a girl is slouching while sitting down and farts, and the fart gets trapped in the vaginal lips. Then the female must wiggle around until the fart bubble escapes. Regularly happens while sitting in cars.
by drepow June 13, 2011
Get the Fart Tacomug.