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stalker fart

when you fart in a public place and try to outrun it, but no matter where you go whenever you stop the smell is not far behind!
i farted in wal*mart and ran two departments down, but my stalker fart chased me all the way!

there's no escaping the stalker fart
by Dark Lord of the Anus September 27, 2005
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fart buddy

A pal who takes the blame for the fart you ripped
I let out a fart at my girlfriend's dinner party, but her dad acted as my fart buddy and took the blame.
by yo-what-is-up-my-dawg November 3, 2003
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rip a fart

To pass gas, expel gassous materials from ones anus.
My roomate had to rip a fart, so I got the hell out of there.
by Matt! February 16, 2003
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Boob fart

when a female and male rub together in the nude and a suction occurs, causing a farting noise.
"Dude, last night, i was getting all hot and heavy with that girl sophie and her boobs totally farted"

"no way, gross"

"naw, man. the boob fart was hot"
by Asdnfalsjnfdjasfdsdfsdf December 9, 2008
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hot fart

A hot, smelly gas bubble expelled from the anus, often silent and simultaneously causing a disgusting, panic causing, rotten-egg like aroma.
Man, What did I eat? I got the hot farts today, they smell like rotten eggs and have some serious hang time!
by Deaner Beaner October 25, 2006
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Dart Fart

Rare yet extremely potent in smell and amplitude, the dart fart is sharp, quick and painful for everyone.
"She must be the queen of the Dart Fart! This bitch dart-farted eight consecutive times!!!"
by Consummate Professional January 2, 2009
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Fart Taco

When a girl is slouching while sitting down and farts, and the fart gets trapped in the vaginal lips. Then the female must wiggle around until the fart bubble escapes. Regularly happens while sitting in cars.
I hope my fart taco doesn't release, I don't want to stink the car up.
by drepow June 13, 2011
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