hand ball expert

one whos expertise is handling the male genitalia

he told me i was a handball expert last night.

by ForeverGQ August 27, 2003

calculate my expenses

Term used when counting the amount of change in your pocket.

Wilson: You gonna come to the cinema?

James: I dunno let me calculate my expenses

by morgangills November 19, 2004

Steve Irwin's Expedition

Sexual act where you put a salamander in a woman's vagina.

Ryan has a fetish for girls that do Steve Irwin's Expedition.

by Australia etc November 10, 2008

Popeye's explosion

Eat at Popeyes...wait an hour...you'll understand.

Oh man! I just had an amazing lunch at Popeyes, but I feel a Popeyes explosion coming on quick!

DAYUM TINA! That was the biggest popeye's explosion EVER!

by sassafrass23 December 30, 2009

normal human expression

Someone's shitty excuse for something dumb they did/ are doing

Don't rack on me for pouring milk before cereal, that just my normal human expression!

by Some ol' Hipster October 12, 2017

Internet Explorer 7

A complete firefox rip-off, except that it's laggy, buggy, vulnerable to hackers and fail to apply web standard. and oh yes, it completely sucks.
Frankly it's just the ie6 engine with a fancy new GUI.

ie guy: "look, Internet Explorer 7 is sooo much better than firefox, and it has coool tabs too"
you: "are you stupid or something?? firefox have had that since many years and microsoft is just stealing that because the people are stop using explorer, and mozilla care about w3c too"

by falafeln July 6, 2007

Jimi Hendrix Experience

The Jimi Hendrix Experience describes the intense sensation of lying down and having a girl's vagina rubbed all over your face.

Dude I can't wait to experience the Jimi Hendrix Experience tonight.

by spicybeef003 October 7, 2009