Electric Boner

A sex move where a man hooks up his dick to a car battery with aligator clips and then fucks his partner.

My friend electric bonered me yesterday!

by Stumpy penis November 10, 2025

Reverse Electric Blanket

The Electric Blanket, but with a fat woman and a smaller man.

She almost smothered me with her flying fat, it was a total Reverse Electric Blanket!

by Matt SR December 10, 2007

Bad electrics

Fishy smell coming from female genitalia or general damp smell on a person.

Holy shit she smells like bad electrics

by SK1986 April 24, 2018

The Electric Eel

When you take a taser and electrocute a woman’s vagina before immediately penetrating it with your penis.

Dude i did the electric eel with my girl last night!

by Sal_is_god January 21, 2019

The Electric goat toe

When a man is having trouble getting aroused do to his very obese and very loose partner, folds his semi-flaccid penis in half and penetrates his partner to get the job done. The maneuver is complete when the penis becoming fully hard and rubs the vaginal walls causing orgasm and him making the O face.

This bitch I picked up at the bar was so bad I had to give the Electric goat toe.

by MeBoo2ichi May 31, 2019

Post Election Depression

A new disorder whereby the losing candidate of the election experiences deep depression, grieving, mental anguish, anger, hysteria, disbelief, and in some extreme cases suicidal depression or homicidal tendencies and physical assault directed towards the winning candidates, their party and its members.

Candidate Shane Bloke dived deep into Post Election Depression soon after losing the local government elections.

by Facetious is me April 22, 2020

Christ-ejecking

Jacking off on a religious monument

The man was so in love with Jesus he started Christ-ejecking on his statue

by James buttfucker September 3, 2020